Friday, April 25, 2025

Friday Fiction: King Korm (Part Six)


A few months later saw Sergeant Borl trotting along on a donkey through the wastelands to the north of Morg City, heading towards the Commandant’s semi-permanent headquarters. This was smack in the middle of the area devoted to Camp maneuvers, and the Sergeant had just finished with riding in review between the two Kingdoms. It was the half-way point of the training, and Borl had the task of reporting back to Drim for an assessment of the Cadets’ progress.

The red-bearded Morg looked around at the world in satisfaction. The ravages of spring had passed away, with their uncertain chills and sudden tempests; it was, in effect, an early summer, without the savage heat you could expect later on in the year, and the land was green and lush. If his bottom wasn’t numb from riding much of the day, he would have been completely physically content. But his mind wasn’t entirely settled, either.

He was vaguely concerned about the Cadets.  He had overseen the Camps for twelve years now. There never was a completely smooth season, of course, and they weren’t world-shattering affairs in the first place. Still, he had some concerns he wanted to bring before the Commandant. And Borl was not overly comfortable in Drim’s presence.

This was the Colonel’s first season administering the Camp, and even after four and a half month’s experience Borl couldn’t say he had a secure handle on his commanding officer’s temperament quite yet. Drim was just too damn reserved. Since the Commandant’s tent had first appeared on the horizon Borl had been watching it with half an eye, as if he could catch it unawares, revealing something about its master. It did not.

As he came nearer, he put his apprehensions aside. They weren’t doing him any good. It was unlikely the Commandant would be entirely pleased with what Borl had to say, but his phlegmatic superior also seemed unlikely to erupt in rage. The Sergeant sensed some sort of anger under Drim’s distant demeanor, and he was wary about what might touch it off. Still, the Colonel seemed to have his temper under an icy control, and Borl had his duty to do.

He reined his donkey up in front of the tent and tied it to the hitching post with a few practiced twists. He approached the entrance and struck the bar of metal hanging there with the handle of his sheathed sword, deferentially, but definitely. There was a pause, and then the Colonel’s rasping voice commanded, “Enter.”

Borl pushed the flap open and came in.

The tent, at least, was comfortably familiar. It had a permanent stone floor, unlike the Cadets’ rather makeshift encampments with their tattered second-hand burlap, doled out from the regular army’s old stores and set up however as they moved across the wasteland. The tenting here was thick and well-cared for, taken down in winter and erected again when camp service began. Morg City did not expect the Commandant to live quite as roughly as the cadets did.

Commandants with whom the Sergeant had worked for in the past had settled into these headquarters with many of the comforts of home, even some luxuries, like the occasional keg of Loralied wine. Borl cut his eyes around the room. There wasn’t anything personal to Drim to be seen anywhere, if you didn’t count that damned tea set of his.

It was a plain, even ugly pot with a single cup, the color of an eggplant. The Commandant sat with it in front of him, laid out on an otherwise bare table. He had obviously just put the medicinal herbs in to steep and was replacing the lid on the pot. The old Morg looked up expectantly at Borl, eyebrows raised.

Whatever color Drim’s hair might have been in his youth, it was now ashen grey, although he could have been at most into his Fifth Beard. The rising steam coiling around his face seemed to mingle with his twisting whiskers, his yellowing eyes piercing keenly through the mist. Borl took off his pointed helmet, tucked it under his arm, and saluted smartly.

“Sergeant Borl reporting, sir!”

“At ease, Sergeant,” Drim grated. His bleak attention returned to the tea. “Take a seat.”

“Thank you, sir.” There was only one other chair in the tent, a folding camp-seat without a back or cushion. Borl sat down, helmet cradled uncomfortably on his knees. “Er. Do you want me to wait until you’ve finished your tea, sir?”

“No. It must steep for a while. That should be plenty of time to give your report.”

“Yes, sir.” When Borl had served as the Colonel’s adjutant for a few weeks early in the exercises, he had ventured to taste the medicinal mixture when sent out to rinse the cup. It was foul beyond imagining; bitter did not even begin to describe the fetid mélange that Drim drank every day. Borl could well understand wanting to put off the experience as long as possible. He cleared his throat. In the closed area, he could almost taste it in his nose.

“I have just returned from visiting both Kingdoms, as ordered, and having met with the advising officers and observing conditions for myself I have this to report. The camps appear to be organized in acceptable and comparable order, with supplies adequately protected and bogs of a sufficient distance and rotation. However.” He paused and cleared his throat again.

“There appears to be a difference in discipline between camp rules.” Borl frowned. “While ‘King Korm’ expects each member under his management to take equal responsibility in rotation for every task, ‘King Nast’ has inaugurated a hierarchy, where the lowest members are doing the dirtiest jobs while those closest to Nast do hardly anything at all, except maybe enforce his rules.”

The Commandant was motionless for a moment. Then he reached out and with a firm hand filled his cup from the pot.

“A difference in style, nothing more,” he said blandly. “This kind of approach is not entirely unheard of in the army, as you know, Sergeant.”

“Maybe so, but not in training, sir,” said Borl in disapproval. “When I asked one of his minions to describe how to dig a trench, he couldn’t even tell me how to begin. Said they had people to do that.”

“Sounds like excellent officer material,” said Drim drily. He gave his tea a stir.  “Delegation of duties, chain of command, and so on. Do you know how long it’s been since I dug a trench?”

“No, sir. But I bet in a pinch you’d know how. Korm was first in line in his Kingdom to take digging instructions.”

“I congratulate him. Whatever his profession in the future, he’ll always have the expertise on how to dig a hole.”

“Sir!” Borl’s temper flared a little, red beard bristling. “Training is for everyone, and Nast is not assuring that his men are properly trained! In fact, I think it is fairly obvious that Nast is cheating and using his influence to gain his followers an unfair advantage and obtaining outside luxuries through that influence and not through ordinary, traditional channels.”

He whipped out a little roll of paper from his jacket. It was scrawled with notes.

“To wit, several barrels of beer, found ‘abandoned’ by the roadside and appropriated by the King; to wit, a drove of ‘wild’ pigs conveniently found hedged in a gully and slaughtered for a feast; to wit, a ‘derelict’ cabin with a huge supply of firewood taken as a headquarters during the coldest week of spring!”

He looked up sternly.

“There are others. Sir, no one has a run of luck like that, especially in the wastelands! Meanwhile, the other kingdom subsists on camp rations and whatever their foraging drill can scrounge up. They burned buffalo dung and scrub-brush to help stay warm through the night!”

“My, my,” said Drim calmly. “Are they dead?”

Borl looked taken aback.

“Well, no sir, but their morale is very low.”

“And the morale in the other camp is very high, I take it.” The Commandant shrugged his shoulders. “Nast is covering his actions with stories, implausible, certainly, but not impossible. To use all one’s resources and cunning is one aspect of being an effective King.”

“But, Gammoth’s eyes, it’s not fair!”

Life is not fair!” Drim suddenly snarled, pounding the table, rattling the tea things. Borl’s head flew back, blinking. “Was it fair when Karn abandoned Mog on the eve of the Battle of the Folk?  Was it fair when the Ogres came in ambush in the Passes of Gruk? Was it fair when the High Generals told me … ”

He stopped abruptly, catching hold of himself. He sat back in his chair.

“Tell me,” he said quietly. “What are the standing scores between the Kingdoms?”

“Um.” Borl quickly checked his notes. “Nast has twenty points; he’s won most of the major exercises so far. Korm has nine, mostly in some minor technical categories, not in engagements.” He looked up. “I must say, sir, that despite all his disadvantages, he has managed so far to save his reign from being a complete washout.”

“That, too, is a test of kingship,” Drim replied, raspy voice dour. “What does one do when the odds are against you? The best that you can.”

“If you don’t mind me saying so, I still think Nast should be reined in, disciplined somehow. For the good of us all, sir. His followers could be in a real war someday; then Mog help Morg City if we have to depend on them, Commandant.”

 Drim lifted the cup with his palms, testing the heat. He looked speculatively into the murky depths of the tea for a moment.

“Sergeant, you seem like a sensible soldier, despite your feisty words and fiery nature. That’s just your red beard talking.  I’m going to come clean and explain something to you.”

He looked up at Borl grimly, one eye squinting.

“Some people are given the station of Commandant as a reward; I have had it imposed on me as a disciplinary action.” He waved his paw. “I don’t feel obliged to tell you why. I’m sure with enough snooping you could find out on your own. I’ll only say that the reasons given are entirely false, and, as you put it, unfair.”

Drim sniffed the rising fumes from his tea and frowned.

“I want my time here to be served without a hitch so I can get back to the regular army. If I make trouble for the influential Keth family – and there are three of them on the Royal Council, let me inform you - they will see that I suffer further; maybe be stuck in this dead-end job of training cadets forever.”

He set the cup down. His tone was reasonable.

“This fellow Korm’s failure is a necessary sacrifice, but a weak weed like him will never be important to Morg City, certainly not militarily. Let’s … just let this play out, shall we?”

Borl said nothing, snorting involuntarily in disgust. He didn’t see anything wrong with training cadets, and certainly didn’t care about politics, especially if they interfered with justice. Korm was obviously trying his best, and it seemed hard on the boy that he should be caught up in these machinations.

Drim’s expression did not change.

“I remind you, Sergeant, that any sand that gets kicked up over this situation could find a duly proportionate amount in your eye, too,” he said mildly. “And that wouldn’t help your career, either.”

The implied threat of it shut Borl up immediately. He sat transfixed in silent attention as the Colonel took a little jar of honey from his pocket, added a spoonful to his foul tea, and, after a short stir, took a long sip.

“I beg your pardon, sir,” Borl said, trying to gauge the gray Morg’s unchanging face, his curiosity getting the better of him. “Does that really help the taste?”

“No,” the Colonel said huskily. He took another firm sip. “But at least it tastes terrible in a completely different way.”


Notes

When we first created Borl way back in the original chapters of Goldfire I never imagined he would be such a useful figure, a sort of mid-tier character that could fit many different situations. He has made an appearance in several of the Tales of the Morgs, rising slowly in rank, until he falls honorably at a ripe old age as 'canon (cannon) fodder' as it were in what 'Grampa Did in the War'. 

I have sometimes wondered what Drim did to merit his 'exile'; probably nothing military, but social somehow. The appointment as Commandant would not be seen as a punishment per se, but someone who knew Drim's character and ambitions would have known how it would gall him.

To me, the eggplant color of his tea set hints at the bitterness, the distastefulness of his medicine. He has to 'take his medicine', both for his health and his military assignment. I've often thought that a good subtitle for this section would be 'The Bitter Tea of Colonel Drim.' I've never seen the 1933 Capra film The Bitter Tea of General Yen, but the title has stuck in my head. Drim's greyness hints that he's neither partuliarly good or evil, just not exactly scrupulous about his job.

'Tasting terrible in a completely different way' implies that a change may not be particularly beneficial, but it can be a rest from a tedious situation.

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