Monday, December 15, 2025

"... Or You Will Feel My Boot!"



About a year ago, we all watched The War of the Rohirrim over at John’s for movie night; soon after (Dec. 20, 2024) I discovered that they had made a few action figures in connection with it. I put them on my Amazon Wish List but passed them by for months. There was always something more urgent to get.

Well, at the beginning of this December I noticed that they had all been deeply discounted, altogether going from $80 down to a little over $30. Also, of course, a DVD of the movie had since come out; it was only about $9. I don’t know if it was because my unpleasant assessment of the whole rigamarole was fading, or that I thought things probably weren’t going to get any cheaper, or that they were Tolkien for a certain value of Tolkien, or even that I hadn’t bought any toys for a while, against my better judgement I went ahead and ordered the lot.

I bought them all in one fell swoop; why Amazon decided to send them in two separate shipments is beyond me. Today the first lot arrived: The War of the Rohirrim DVD (a rickety kind of production) and Shank, the peripheral Orc character. Whether I will open the action figures right away or keep them in their packaging (at least for a bit) is still up in the air. I suppose it depends on how eager I am to put together that Build-a-Troll figure.

The second lot should arrive tomorrow. You can’t quite tell from the pictures, but their scale is disappointingly small; Shank is only 4 inches tall. They are McFarlane Toys.

“Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one quarter complete!”

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