Niche of Time
Well, for a start, this shall be the home for my Biographical Inventory of Books. After that, who knows?
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Friday, April 4, 2025
Friday Fiction: King Korm (Part Three)
This was, in ordinary times,
the auction block. Now it was hung with banners along the wall, banners
representing the crown, the legions, and even some of the greater guilds. Below
those was a row of chairs, and seated there was a line-up of well-dressed
Morgs, some fidgeting with boredom, some sitting up straight with
self-importance. Craning his neck over the murmuring crowd, Korm could identify
a royal herald, several sergeants in their dark red cloaks, and even an ancient
general in blue.
But what really caught his
eye and made him grind his muzzle was when he recognized Sekk, one of the most
popular and social Witnesses in the City, looking smooth and sleek and
bestowing smarmy, benevolent glances left and right. He fumed for a few
seconds, then set it by. Why should this occasion be any different from the
rest of life?
Then the five minutes must
have passed, for there was another clanging of bells. The Herald stood up and
formally approached the podium. He paused, then knocked on the stand slowly,
three times, looking left and right over the crowd with a solemn expression.
The crowd went silent.
“Cadets of Morg City!” he
announced. “I welcome you to the King’s Camp Service. It may interest you to
know that you have been counted, and that this year there are nine hundred and
forty-six of you, something of a record number. Look around you! For these are
all now your brothers, now and for years to come. May you remember that with
pride! I welcome you in the King’s name!”
Korm flinched as everyone
around him suddenly roared in salute, holding up a clenched right claw to the
sky. He belatedly raised his own fist, then held it up a second too long when
the others lowered theirs’. Luckily no-one seemed to be paying him any attention.
“I introduce you to Colonel
Drim, the Commandant of your Camp,” the Herald barked. “He will be your
overseer, your chief, and your ultimate authority for the next nine months.
From now on you have no mother, no father, no family; there is only Colonel
Drim, and he speaks as your sole commander, under the Throne. Respect him, as
you would the King.”
He stepped back from the
podium.
“The Colonel will address
you.”
And suddenly it seemed to
Korm that Drim was abruptly there, as if by magic. He had certainly not noticed
the golden-brown cape of a colonel sitting on the stage, but now it was
impossible to take his eyes off the precise, erect figure that was marching up
to the podium like an inexorable sunrise. The big Morg stopped and glared out
at the crowd over his scarred muzzle. He didn’t move his head but appeared to
take in the group in one intense scowl.
“I am Colonel Drim, of the
Fourteenth Regiment.” His voice was a deep, low rasp that somehow reached and
echoed off the farthest wall. “You will refer to me only as Commandant; that is
my function for this exercise. Failure to address me properly will be the
occasion for a demerit. A demerit will earn you a punishment; the most common
punishment is a flogging. You have been warned.”
You could have heard a pin
drop. There wasn’t even a shuffling of feet.
“Now, some of you might
think Camp is a jolly vacation away from home, sleeping out under the stars and
having some rough and tumble brawls like you had with your gangs back behind
the tavern at home. Some of you with older brothers may know better. Well, let
me tell you how it’s going to be, so you’ll have no further illusions about the
matter.
“Camp Service is a serious
matter. It will demand your entire attention. And it may very well save your
life, the lives of your family, and in some drastic instances, perhaps the existence
of the whole City. This is not an exaggeration.”
He looked down at them
grimly.
“We live under constant
threat from the North. The fact that there has not been a direct assault on the
City in your lifetime only means that the likelihood of an attack grows greater
and greater. And when Barek – and his Ogres – strike, there may not be much
time to train and prepare.
“That is what Camp
Service is about!” he bellowed, his armored fist crashing onto the podium. Even
some of the sergeants behind him jumped. “So that you are not caught with your
diapers down when Ogres come knocking at the City gate! So that you can be
mobilized at a moment’s notice to meet any threat.”
His voice became grave and
even again.
“There may even be some of
you, after the training, who will want to join the regular army. If you do, I
congratulate you. There is no nobler sacrifice for your country. But even if
you don’t, you can never say that you weren’t prepared for when war came upon
you and you had to go marching out.”
Drim cleared his throat. His
flat gravelly voice did not change.
“Now I’m going to explain
how all this works. War is of necessity a clash between at least two
combatants. For the purposes of training, you will be divided into two groups,
and each will be headed by a ‘King’. Most training you will receive together,
but the exercise of that training will be a competition between ‘Kingdoms’. You
will learn how to give commands and how to receive them. You will learn the
consequences of your decisions.
“Do not be deceived. The
position of King has many responsibilities and few joys. If you are chosen as
King, the onus of your Kingdom’s success is on you. You will learn when
to take advice and when to stand firm. If you are not chosen King, you will
have to learn to follow orders, when to question orders, and how to approach
your leaders with subtlety and tact.
“The successes of your
Kingdom will be tallied and recorded. At the end of the training there will be
one final battle, after which there will be only one with the title of King,
and his will be the victory.”
He smiled bleakly.
“You might be asking
yourself, what do we win? Well, that’s just it. You win. The King gets a small
prize from the City, to celebrate with his subjects, but more important is the
honor you will receive for your triumph, the bragging rights for your moment of
glory. If you think that little enough …” He paused. “Think of how little it
will feel if you don’t win.
“I ask you now to choose
your Kings. His Majesty’s Herald shall explain the process.”
Notes
Most of the illustrations I choose for these stories are only rough approximations, to give a little skin or general feeling to the tales. The marketplace would have been a lot bigger and barer than the picture I chose; General Ursus from Beneath the Planet of the Apes gives only a generic idea of how Colonel Drim seems. My hand is not as steady as it once was or I might have drawn pictures as I did in the old days; nowadays I have to try to make pictures only with words.
Thursday, April 3, 2025
A Bit of Theology Thursday: A Pelican in Her Piety
Recently my nephew Kameron
went on a tour to visit The Painted Churches. “The "Painted Churches"
of Texas are a unique collection of churches, primarily built by Czech and
German immigrants in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, that feature
stunning, hand-painted interiors. These churches, often appearing unassuming
from the outside, were built by immigrants seeking to recreate the look and
feel of their homelands, particularly the Gothic structures they were familiar
with.” He took many pictures which I was later able to explicate for him, from
the Stations of the Cross to a peculiar bit of stained glass with a rather odd
but once popular bit of religious imagery.
This was a representation of
“a Pelican in her Piety”, a formerly widespread religious symbol, popularized and
disseminated through a Second Century bestiary, the Physiologus and its
successors.
“The Physiologus is a
strange hybrid of genres, … [it] is neither quite natural history nor entirely
a collection of just-so-stories. … the Physiologus is the earliest known bestiary—compendium
of beasts—that staple of medieval literature. Like many of its inheritors, the
Physiologus contains information about a variety of animals, and in each case,
a theological interpretation of it. It is difficult to appreciate how, for
early Christians, the Bible and the natural world really did make up “two
books” to be read and interpreted and mined for meaning. Concerning the
pelican, the Physiologus says that
it is an exceeding lover of
its young. If the pelican brings forth young and the little ones grow, they
take to striking their parents in the face. The parents, however, hitting back
kill their young ones and then, moved by compassion, they weep over them for
three days, lamenting over those whom they killed. On the third day, their
mother strikes her side and spills her own blood over their dead bodies (that
is, of the chicks) and the blood itself awakens them from death.
It does not take a subtle
mind to see how one might theologise this ornithological observation.” - https://www.theschooloftheology.org/posts/essay/symbols-the-pelican-in-her-piety
Shakespeare refers to this legend in King Lear. In Act 3, Scene 4, Lear refers to his two daughters, Goneril and Regan, as "pelican daughters," implying that they are feeding off his lifeblood with their greed and cruelty. Shakespeare also uses the imagery in The Two Gentlemen of Verona and Henry VIII.
[A bit of a technical note: the Pelican, in wounding itself, is said in heraldry to be vulning, that is, making itself vulnerable.]
Wednesday, April 2, 2025
Wideo Wednesday: Get Up and Bar the Door
IT fell about the Martinmas
time,
And a gay time it was then,
When our goodwife got puddings to make,
And she’s boild them in the pan.
275A.2
The wind sae cauld blew south and north,
And blew into the floor;
Quoth our goodman to our goodwife,
‘Gae out and bar the door.’
275A. My hand is in my hussyfskap,
Goodman, as ye may see;
An it shoud nae be barrd this hundred year,
It’s no be barrd for me.’
275A. They made a paction tween them twa,
They made it firm and sure,
That the first word whaeer shoud speak,
Shoud rise and bar the door.
275A.5
Then by there came two gentlemen,
At twelve o clock at night,
And they could neither see house nor hall,
Nor coal nor candle-light.
275A.6
‘Now whether is this a rich man’s house,
Or whether is it a poor?’
But neer a word wad ane o them speak,
For barring of the door.
275A.7
And first they ate the white puddings,
And then they ate the black;
Tho muckle thought the goodwife to hersel,
Yet neer a word she spake.
275A.8
Then said the one unto the other,
‘Here, man, tak ye my knife;
Do ye tak aff the auld man’s beard,
And I’ll kiss the goodwife.’
275A.9
‘But there’s nae water in the house,
And what shall we do than?’
‘What ails ye at the pudding-broo,
That boils into the pan?’
275A.10
O up then started our goodman,
An angry man was he:
‘Will ye kiss my wife before my een,
And scad me wi pudding-bree?’
275A.11
Then up and started our goodwife,
Gied three skips on the floor:
‘Goodman, you’ve spoken the foremost word,
Get up and bar the door.’