So let me describe a
typical type of Weekday, let’s say a Monday.
I’ll cram it full of every day routine as well as incidents that would
probably be spread out over the five days.
A Monday morning would start with Pop already gone off to work
the night before. We would be sleeping in our tangled heap, maybe even on the
cooler floor if it had been a hot night.
Mom would come in at about 7:30 and rouse us with her signature four
note whistle (“Whee-hoo-WHEEE-hooo!”) and telling us to come and get breakfast
before she fed it to the hogs. Up we’d
scramble and race for the bathroom, where we stood all around the toilet at the
same time and crossed our tinkle streams, sometimes pronouncing the Musketeers
oath, “One for all and all for one!”
Then we’d all wash up, crowding in at the sink (it was a porcelain basin
on metal legs at the time, not the cabinet model that replaced it later; it had
one faceted leg you could twist), dry our hands, and thunder off to the
kitchen, still in our pajamas.
Breakfast was usually cereal, and cereal was an important
business. There could be oatmeal, or
Malt-o-Meal, or scrambled eggs and toast, but cold cereal was our
workhorse. There were the rather
grown-up varieties like Kellogg’s Corn Flakes, or Rice Krispies, or Cheerios,
tolerable with enough sugar and maybe sliced banana. But more significant was the kids’ cereal,
whatever sugary, showy brand gripped our attention at the time. Kid cereal was a meal and entertainment, and
sometimes a prize, to boot. One vital
reason we treasured our shopping trips with our parents on Saturday was to
choose which cereal and its mascot would have our loyalty that week. As we ate, the box would be passed around
(with Mike as eldest, on down) and the cartoons and offers and advertisements
were perused as intently as any newspaper by any adult.
Most of the cereals we enjoyed are still around, in some
incarnation or other. Lucky Charms,
Frosted Flakes, Coco Puffs, and Trix are still being shilled by Lucky, Tony,
Sonny, and the Trix Rabbit, if in slightly different cartoon form. But there were some that fell by the
wayside. One of special significance
only to me among my brothers (as far as I know) was Crispy Critters and its
mascot, King Linus, a creation of animator Jay Ward for the cereal-selling show
“King Linus the Lion-Hearted.” Long
after I forgot every episode of the cartoon I was haunted by the image of a
crowned Lion (it turned up everywhere, in Christmas specials and valentine
cards and in bank form) and a fondness for the name Linus. It was only reinforced when I found out
(years later) that my astrological sign was Leo.
If there was a prize in the box we would usually
have to share it, but if anyone was seen to be particularly fond of a certain
character or have strong affinities with it, it was generally conceded that it
was his. When empty, the box might be
cut up if it had an interesting graphic or a game on the back. Very rarely Mom consented to mail order box
top offers; we got some Tony Tiger hats, complete with long tiger tails, that
way.