Wednesday, January 31, 2024

"The Challenge of Thor", by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


THE CHALLENGE OF THOR

 

I am the God Thor,

I am the War God,

I am the Thunderer!

Here in my Northland,

My fastness and fortress,

Rule I forever!

 

Here amid icebergs

Rule I the nations;

This is my hammer,

Miolner the mighty;

Giants and sorcerers

Cannot withstand it!

 

These are the gauntlets

Wherewith I wield it,

And hurl it afar off;

This is my girdle;

Whenever I brace it,

Strength is redoubled!

 

The light thou beholdest

Stream through the heavens,

In flashes of crimson,

Is but my red beard

Blown by the night-wind,

Affrighting the nations!

 

Jove is my brother;

Mine eyes are the lightning;

The wheels of my chariot

Roll in the thunder,

The blows of my hammer

Ring in the earthquake!

 

Force rules the war still,

Has ruled it, shall rule it;

Meekness is weakness,

Strength is triumphant,

Over the whole earth

Still it is Thor's-Day!

 

Thou art a God too,

O Galilean!

And thus single-handed

Unto the combat,

Gauntlet or Gospel,

Here I defy thee!

 

--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

 

 

I first read this poem back in middle school (though I did not memorize it), without the controversial last stanza, of course. Longfellow wrote it in his famous "Hiawatha" meter, which was of course modelled on the meter of The Kalevala, the national Finnish epic collected and edited by Elias Lonnrot. Longfellow threw in just enough alliteration to give it that Anglo-Saxon/Icelandic flavor. I suppose it would have been more fitting if I had just waited to publish it tomorrow, but somehow I couldn't wait. This is, by the way, the 1500th post on this blog. Also by the way: just exactly how much is a wad's worth?

Through the Long Dark Night


THROUGH THE LONG DARK NIGHT

 

High on a hilltop

The old watcher stands,

With a horn at his hip

And a staff in his hands.

His beard is long, his face is gray,

His hair is withered white,

But still he keeps watch

Through the long dark night.

 

A king sent him there,

Very long ago,

To watch the river valley

For either friend or foe.

The war was won, the old king died,

No messenger was sent;

Still he keeps watch,

Though he is old and bent.

 

So he watches waiting

High upon the hill.

Through the years he no more heeds

The season's heats or chills.

He died a hundred years ago,

Still waiting on the height,

And yet he keeps watch

Through the long dark night.


Tuesday, January 30, 2024

More First Grade Poetry - And Others

 



There were various little poems we had to memorize in First Grade and which of course I remember to this day. "Whisky Frisky" is by Anonymous, and "Who Has Seen the Wind?" by Christina Rosetti, a more high-grade poet, though I'm not sure if all the verse was chosen by quality. More likely by simplicity, to exercise one's memory. If it had a bit of a didactic message (like "The Goops") probably all the better for the lessons. Here are a few I memorized in Middle School.




The Goops: First Grade Poetry

 


Table Manners

The Goops they lick their fingers,

   And the Goops they lick their knives;

They spill their broth on the tablecloth--

   Oh, they lead disgusting lives!

The Goops they talk while eating,

   And loud and fast they chew;

And that is why I'm glad that I

   Am not a Goop--are you?

-         Frank Gellet Burgess (born 1866)


Bryan Babel, Aged Six

 


BRYAN BABEL, AGED SIX

 

     Young Bryan Babel, aged six years and almost two months, wandered around the house on Loop Drive in a kind of expectant daze. He was not quite eager, and not quite afraid, but tense and twangling. This was his last Sunday of freedom, he knew; tomorrow was the first day of first grade, and after that school for twelve whole years; twice as long as he had been alive. The thought of the change to his life stretching so far ahead filled him with awe. He alternated between a desperate breeziness and a quiet, almost tortured introspection as he tried to imagine what it would be like.

     He had very little to go on. Most of his ideas came from Mike, and most of Mike's reports had been pretty encouraging. Mike had done well. But Mike was tough and strong and smart, much smarter than Bryan thought he could ever be. Mike was outgoing and seemed confident; being boss of his younger brothers had set him up well as a natural leader. Mike had made friends beyond the natural ring of their myriad cousins. In reaction, Bryan was a perpetual second-banana, quiet and hesitant, and he couldn't imagine living up to the mark his older brother had set.

     The one glimpse of school that he had had a few days earlier at registration hadn't set his mind at rest, either. The little rural school of McQueeney Elementary had seemed a seething labyrinth to his limited experience, a mob of strangers milling about a maze of a building, both chaotic and filled with a bewildering regimentation that must be obeyed. He had clung to Mom, and been reluctant to even greet the new teacher, Mrs. Roberts, who had somehow replaced the somewhat more familiar figure of Mike's first teacher, Mrs. Bilnitzer, on whom Bryan had developed much of his conceptions of what to expect. Another unknown element. Was she nice?

     In the back of his head, never fully acknowledged or possible even to realize, was that on the day Mom would leave him here, by himself, with all these strangers.

     And so he roamed the house, fretting, a pained smile on his face, as if he were trying to ingratiate himself to the world. Maybe it would go easy on him. Mike, after his effort of toughening him up with encouraging bullying and then giving up in disgust, had withdrawn into a superior space beyond Bryan's uncertain appeals. He was off by himself, already in the school zone.

     John and Kenny, the younger brothers, ran around playing without any concern, as if tomorrow would be no different. It would not be, for them. The only difference now was that both the big brothers would be gone, driven off to school in the morning, then return walking around the corner where the bus would drop them off, as Mike had done the year before. John and Kenny would have Mom to themselves all day. But today? Today was fried chicken, and Pop going off to work, and the Wonderful World of Disney to look forward to, and they scampered around, dressed only in their bathing suits in the early autumn heat.

     Bryan moved quietly into the kitchen. Mom was standing at the counter, hands deep in flour as she dipped and breaded chicken parts and placed them in the sizzling, popping electric fryer. The radio in the window was playing country-western songs, and she sang along as she dipped and dropped, dipped and dropped, almost dancing. Without a sound, Bryan came to stand at the far side of the formica kitchen table and put his hands around a corner, resting his head on the tabletop. It just fit. He ground his chin quietly against the comforting solidity of the table, jawbone working back and forth, and felt the vibration in his skull as he watched Mom working.

Notes

The beginnings of a little 'imaginative reconstruction' I did a few years ago. It never got any further. "Walking around the corner" was a daily ritual when the younger kids kept an eye out for the others (just Mike at first) as they came around Loop Drive from the bus stop. This was usually from the kitchen or (if you were tall enough) the dining room window. Exploring things with my mouth or chin was a habit I had when young. I remember gnawing on the kitchen window sill when I was small. I'm sure its paint (lead?) did me no favors. I now learn "While chewing behaviors are considered normal and developmentally appropriate to infants and toddlers, when it comes to school-aged kids, it can raise a red flag for parents that something is amiss. Some of the reasons for chewing may include anxiety, stress, sensory issues, boredom, and general habit." 

Monday, January 29, 2024

The Lord of the Rings: The Window on the West (Part One)

 

The Tale

Sam dozes, but when he wakes up, he finds it is late afternoon. All the surviving men have returned, two or three hundred of them, with Faramir at their head. He is questioning Frodo, who stands before him like a prisoner on trial. Faramir is clearly unsatisfied with Frodo’s explanation – or lack of explanation – of what they are doing in Ithilien. Sam moves quietly up to the edge of the gathered men and watches quietly.

What part did Frodo play in the Company from Rivendell? Why did they part from Boromir? And what is Isildur’s Bane? The prophetic dream that sent Boromir forth seemed to emphasize its importance. If he’s the Halfling of the dream, Frodo should know. Why does he choose to hide it?

Frodo says he does not choose to hide it, but it does not belong to him, nor to any mortal. But if any could claim it, it would be Aragorn son of Arathorn, who led their Company after Moria. And why not Boromir, asks Faramir, prince of the City that the sons of Elendil founded? Because Aragorn was directly descended from Elendil’s son Isildur, and carried the Sword that was Broken. When they parted, he was headed to the City.

The men murmur excitedly, but Faramir is unmoved. If that’s true, it will need a lot of proof. And this Aragorn, if he was headed for Minas Tirith, he had not come six days ago when his troop left. Boromir was satisfied with Aragorn’s claim, says Frodo, and Boromir will tell all when he returns. Boromir knows of Frodo’s mission, but Frodo cannot reveal it to anyone not of the Company, and he must be about it. Faramir should not hinder it.

So, Frodo tells him to mind his own business and wait until Boromir gets back for explanations. Was Frodo Boromir’s friend? Frodo hesitates a moment, remembering Boromir’s attack on him. Faramir’s eyes harden. Boromir was a brave member of their company, says Frodo at last. ‘Yes, I was his friend, for my part.’

’Faramir smiled grimly. ‘Then you would grieve to learn that Boromir is dead?’

Yes, he would. Then he sees Faramir’s face. Wait a minute, do you mean Boromir is dead, and he’s been trying to catch him in a lie? No. ‘I would not snare even an orc with a falsehood,’ said Faramir.’

Then if none of the Company has come to Gondor, how does he know, and how did Boromir perish? Faramir says he hopes that his friend and companion could tell him. Frodo says he was alive when they parted. Though there are many perils in the world that he could have fallen prey to.

‘Many indeed,’ said Faramir, ‘and treachery not the least.’

 

Notes

Not a whole lot to be noted in this little section, which I believe is only slightly shorter than the few pages it covers. I have got to learn to summarize better, but I do find all the details (especially of ‘staging’ and background) fascinating. Perhaps the most interesting thing to be noted is the beginning of the revelation of the character of Faramir, who ‘would not even snare an orc with a falsehood.’ I think it is mark integrity if one does not fall into the ‘if they’re going to do it I’m going to do it’ mentality if it lowers your principles. Tolkien is on record that of all the characters in LOTR, he thinks Faramir is the closest to being him, except that the professor thinks that he himself lacks Faramir’s courage. Also we are returning (after some time) to the Fellowship and Frodo's mission. We have been occupied with Saruman's depredations and Frodo and Sam's struggles to get even close to Mordor for many chapters.


Sunday, January 28, 2024

Harlequinade: Friday Fiction o' a Sunday

 


Harlequinade (or Chapter Five: The Doll)

Spring was in full force.  All through the valley the fields were covered with greens of every shade and shape, from tiny willow buds of the palest to dark, rank leaves of milkweed.  In the woods the ferns were uncurling new fronds and tiny new spring leaves were already gathering the shade under the close-grown trees.

          Birds of every kind, from sparrows to wrens to crows, starlings and swifts returned in huge flocks, and were busy sorting out territories and new nests.  Out of burrows and holes and caves, all the animals who had laid low during the winter were stirring forth, sniffing out old familiar ways and finding out what had changed while they slept.

          Down under hill the elf and bear were not idle.  Thornbriar had ordered an all-out spring cleaning, to turn up the last musty corners of the old year, and had spent almost all morning busily scrubbing, sweeping, sorting, and scraping.  Bear assisted, mostly by helping move the heavier furniture and by preparing strengthening snacks, a talent in which he showed some skill and which he took every opportunity to demonstrate, even when Thornbriar wasn't hungry.  This never caused the bear any trouble, because after the elf rejected it he cheerfully disposed of whatever tidbit he had whipped up himself.

          “You know, Bear,” the elf said, as they paused for a little tea break.  “I don’t know what to do with half of the junk that’s laying around the house.  Besides everything I’ve accumulated over the last hundred years, there’s stuff crammed around here that’s belonged to my family that I’ve inherited, or just had dumped on me.  I suppose I’ll just have to put some more of it in the box room.”

          The bear swallowed a huge cup of tea in hasty interest.  “The box room?” he said curiously.  “Where’s that?  I’ve never seen it.”

          “I suppose not,” said Thornbriar.  “I’ve tried to forget it myself.  You know that big wardrobe in the back passage?  Well, behind that is a door, and behind that door is a little room I use for storage.”

          “Do you think we could go look in it?” asked Bear.  “It sounds interesting.  I love pawing through old relics of the past.”

          “You make it sound more exciting than it is,” yawned the elf.  “But since I’ll probably have to put another box of junk in, I guess you’ll get to have a peep.  Well, let’s get a move on and finish before I run down.  Otherwise I’ll never get going again.  Hand me that broom, will you, old fellow?”

          The rest of the day was spent with dust and cobwebs.  By the time the sun was starting to set every piece of wood glowed with polish and every piece of brass glinted like a new penny.  The pair sat tired and dusty, but happy, next to a box filled with things deemed as clutter but too good to throw out yet, like a cuckoo clock that had somehow lost its cuckoo; a large pewter vase that Bear had dented trying to swat a wasp, and a chess set lacking a few key pieces.

          Thornbriar let out a happy sigh.  “Now all we have to do is stow this away and we’re through.  How do ham and cheese sandwiches sound for supper?  I’m really too tired to try any cooking more elaborate.”

          “That’d suit me down to the ground,” said Bear.  He grunted and got up, then reached down for the box, hefting it with a rattle.  “Well, the sooner we get going, the sooner we eat.  I’m still pretty curious about that room.”

          “Oh, very well,” said Thornbriar, as he heaved himself out of his chair with a sigh.  “Let’s get it over with.  But I tell you not to get too excited.”

          The elf reached over to a lamp and with a particular twiddle of his fingers ignited a small, silvery flame.  The two made their way to the long hall in the back, stopping in front of the looming, old oak wardrobe.  It reached almost to the roof and was fully five feet wide.  Its doors were ornately carved with woodland scenes in which deer, elves, and fauns cavorted underneath a smiling sun.

          Bear sat down the box of junk and Thornbriar placed the lamp in a handy niche in the wall.  “You take that end,” he said, pointing to the left, “And I’ll take this.  You push and I’ll pull, and when the wardrobe is clear of the door, you give a holler.”

          “All right,” said Bear, setting his shoulder against the stout oak frame.  “I’m ready.”

          “On the count of three,” said the elf.  “One…Two…Three…Heave!”

          The bear strained his muscles and gave a mighty shove up and forward.  The elf took a step backward and suddenly yelped as the wardrobe came down on his booted foot.

          “Hurry, hurry, lift it up again,” he said through gritted teeth.

          The bear lifted again and Thornbriar staggered back under the weight of the enormous piece of furniture.

          “I see the door!” cried Bear.  “Get ready to set it down!”

          “Right!” said Thornbriar, hastily retracting his toes.  The wardrobe came down with a thump, rocking a little on its clawed feet.  The elf leaned against it for a moment to catch his breath, then walked around to where the bear was sniffing at the dusty, cobwebbed door and its brass knob, green with disuse.

          “Phew!” he snorted.  “We’ll need a broom here.”

          The elf went around the corner, fetched the broom from the kitchen, and hastily brushed the door down.  Then he got a little stool, set it next to the doorway, got on it, and reached high up to the sill.  After a little groping he brought down a dusty key, cut with elaborate teeth.

          “Here we are,” he said, hopping off the stool and putting the key in the lock.  For a moment it resisted his efforts, then with a dry “click-clank” the key turned.

          “Come on,” said Thornbriar, picking up the lamp.  “Get that box and let’s go in.”

          Bear did as he was told and followed close behind the elf, peering over his shoulder as he led the way.  It was a large room without any windows, and boxes and parcels were piled up all around the walls and in aisles along the floor.  The air was dry and musty and smelled of earth.  There were dark corners where the light of the lamp did not reach.

          Bear set down his box on what was apparently the newest stack close by the door.  As he did so he noticed a pile of what seemed to be paintings, covered by an oilcloth.

          “What are these?” he asked, going near and laying a paw lightly on them.

          “Pictures of my relatives,” said the elf.  He brought the lamp closer and twitched off the tarp.  The first painting in the stack showed an elderly dignified elf dressed in a complicated combination of robes and armor, standing in front of a red curtained window.  In one hand he held a rolled-up scroll.

          “This is my great-great-great-great-granduncle.  He rose to the highest position ever held by any Thornbriar.  He was Lord High Protector of the Seal.  And no cracks about what did he feed it,” he added to the disappointed bear as the joke died on the bruin’s lips.

          “Humph,” said Bear.  “He seems a serious kind of fellow.”

          “Oh, he was,” said Thornbriar.  “A pretty powerful enchanter, too, I understand.”

          For the next few minutes, they flipped through the pictures, the elf explaining each to the fascinated bear.  Finally they came to the last one, a double-portrait of Thornbriar’s parents.

          The elf stood looking at it for a long time.  “I think I’ll hang this one up again,” he said quietly.  “Come on, let’s take a last quick look around and then close it back up.  I’m dying for a meal.”

          The two poked and pried for a while longer, Thornbriar explaining what was in some boxes and Bear peeking in them if what he heard interested him.  Scattered around were pieces of furniture, dusty old armor, and other odds and ends.

          “Here, what’s this?” asked Bear.  He pulled out a strange little iron chest from where it lay beneath a battered old chair, covered so thickly with dust that it almost couldn’t be seen.

          “Let me see,” said the elf, bringing the lamp closer as the bear dusted the chest with one paw.  “Oh, that’s only Great-Grand-Uncle’s iron box.”

          “Really?” said Bear, picking it up and shaking it.  “What’s in it?”

          “Oh, I don’t know,” said the elf.  “It’s been in the family for years and years.  I can’t say I remember it ever being opened.”  He looked at the dusty piles around him and wrinkled his nose.  “Well, bring it along if it interests you.  As for me, I’m ready to eat.”

          The two left the room, Thornbriar carrying both the lamp and his parents’ portrait, and Bear following with the heavy old iron box underneath one paw.  Once outside the door, the elf re-locked it and put the key back where he had found it on the dusty sill.

          Heaving and groaning, they moved the wardrobe back into place.

          They retired to the kitchen, where Thornbriar began to prepare their supper.  While he sliced bread, ham, and cheese for their sandwiches, Bear sat at the opposite end of the kitchen table, wiping off the iron chest with a damp dish cloth.

          “Where’s the key?” he asked.

          “There’s no key,” said Thornbriar absentmindedly, as he sawed through the thick brown loaf of bread.  “Or if there was one, it was lost long ago.”

          “Well, what’s in it, then?” said Bear crossly.  “You might have told me before I dragged it out.”

          “I was thinking of other things,” said the elf.  “You were the one who was so interested.  And as for what’s in it, I don’t know.  As I said, I’ve never heard of anyone opening it.”

          “Never been opened!” exclaimed Bear.  “Why ever not?”

          “I’m not really sure,” said the elf, stacking slices of golden cheese on a plate.  “I have a vague recollection of being told not to mess with it or try to open it when I was a child.  I suppose they thought I might break whatever it is.”

          The bear looked determinedly at the box.  “Well, I’m going to open it, somehow or other.  I have a good feel for locks.”

          “You’re welcome to try,” said Thornbriar, getting up and bringing the smoky-smelling ham on a platter over to the table.  “But after supper, okay?”

          The bear set the mysterious box aside, and the two hungry workers began to eat with relish.  By the time the last crust had been devoured, Thornbriar was yawning and heavy-eyed; so tired that he was almost unable to move.

          “I’m going to hit the hay,” he said sleepily.  “I’ll just leave the dishes for tomorrow, I guess.  Unless you’d like to do them?”

          The bear looked at the crumb-covered cutting board and the couple of dirty knives and felt slightly guilty about his comparatively light duties that day.  “Of course I will,” he said.  “And then I might see if I can crack this chest.  You go on and get some rest, old fellow.  You’ve done a good day’s work.”

          Thornbriar walked to his bedroom in a drowsy daze.  He barely managed to get out of his dirty clothes, wash his face, and get into his sleeping cap and nightshirt.  He sighed as he snuggled down into the cool, clean sheets and fell fast asleep.

 

 

          Thornbriar was dreaming.  To the elves, dreams are more like places within that they visit, and the elves are always aware that they are there inside the dream.

          Now Thornbriar was walking down a long, long corridor, lined with doors on either side, doors of every size and shape.  He knew that somehow, for some reason, he was looking for one particular door.

          He passed dozens.  Some he recognized.  Here was the front door of his house; there an arch of a ruined castle he had once visited; next a door in Dr. Gilpin’s house.  None of these, however, was the one he wanted.

          He came to a slow stop in front of a rather plain door.  It was in two parts, upper and lower, cross-beamed, with two simple but graceful long iron handles and matching hinges.  He stood staring at it a moment before he remembered which door it was.  He reached out slowly and pulled the handle.

          As he passed through the door and into the room beyond, he had the strange feeling he was experiencing things as two people; both the adult he now was and the child he had been.  He was aware both of what he had known and felt as a child and what he knew and felt now, so while the young Thornbriar entered the room happy and carefree, the older Thornbriar felt a sudden pang as he walked into his mother’s kitchen of many years past.

          She was there, as she was so often, among innumerable jars of spices and bins of ingredients; a happy, red-cheeked elven lady with merry eyes like a cricket, dressed in one of her dark green gowns, stirring batter in a large crockery bowl.  The older Thornbriar walked up to her lagging a little behind the younger Thornbriar, who ran ahead eagerly to stick a finger into the mixing bowl.

          “Hi, Mom,” that young one said.  “What are you making?”

“Buttercups, dearie, buttercups,” she said.  “Buttercups with a little lemon icing.”

While she handed him a dab to taste on the mixing spoon, the older Thornbriar caught up.  He tasted again the batter, gone now for centuries, that his mother always made in spring.

          It is the great sadness and comfort for elves that all their past is remembered exactly, and there for their dreams to access.  Thornbriar looked around wondering, why this room?  why tonight? when suddenly his eyes fell on the iron chest.

          The younger Thornbriar was trying to open it by sticking a fork into the keyhole.  The chest was sitting where it always had when he had been a child, wedged away on a lower shelf.

          His mother turned from her cooking and gave a little cry when she saw what he was doing.  She rushed over and grabbed him up away from the box.

          “No, no, no, sweetie,” she said.  “You mustn’t mess with it, you know that!  Don’t ever try to open that chest.”

          “Why, Mommy?”

          “There’s something very nasty your Great-Grand-Uncle locked up inside, and we don’t ever, ever want it to get out, you see?  While it’s in there, it’s safe.”

          “But what is it?” asked the little elf, round-eyed.

His mother heaved a deep sigh and sat him down on the tabletop.  “Ah, Thorny, there are so many wicked things in the world, and I really don’t like to tell you about them,” she said, as she briskly straightened his clothes.  “But just to be sure you don’t mess with that, I will.  Do you know what a necromancer is?”

          “No, Mother.”

          “Well, it’s a particularly nasty type of wizard.  A long time ago there was a necromancer who made what’s in that box to help him do awful things.  Anyway, eventually he died, but the thing didn’t, because it had never really been alive, you see?  And it went around making mischief, and no humans could kill it because it was so clever and quick.  Finally, your Great-Grand-Uncle went and caught it and locked it up safe.”

“Why didn’t he destroy it?”

“He meant to someday if he could find the right spell, but he never did.  The box has been passed down for safe keeping for, oh, hundreds of years.  Someday I imagine you’ll take it for safekeeping.”

“Someday I’ll be a great wizard,” the young elf said eagerly.  “I’ll do great magics and I’ll get rid of it, once and for all!”

“Maybe, maybe,” said his mother.  “But now you go and play so I can finish baking.  And mind, don’t open the box, child.”  Suddenly she turned to where the older Thornbriar was, staring disconcertingly straight at him.  “Don’t open the box!” she repeated, walking toward him.  “Don’t! Don’t! Don’t”

Thornbriar turned to the door and fled out into the corridor.

 

 

In the kitchen Bear was still tinkering with the box.  Several old skeleton keys had proved useless, and now he was delicately probing with the tip of a claw.

“Easy, easy now,” he murmured to himself.  “Yes, that’s it, I think, just a little more pressure…” He held his breath and listened intently.  Suddenly, with a little “snick” the lock clicked open, the lid springing slightly ajar.

“Aha!” said Bear triumphantly, putting his paws on the lid to lift it.  Just as he did, Thornbriar, rumpled and shock-headed from sleep, burst into the room, shouting, “Don’t! Don’t! Don’t!”

“What the--!” yelped Bear, startled, as he jumped in surprise away from the table.  As he did so, the chest fell from his paws to the floor.  With a tumble of limbs and a jingle of bells, what was inside spilled out.

Thornbriar held his breath.  Bear reached down a slow paw and picked it up, holding it to the light to get a better look.

“Is that all?” he asked.  “It’s just a doll?”

It was indeed a doll; a red and dark-green velvet harlequin, spangled with black diamonds and brass bells.  Its hands and feet were china and on its head its hat curved into two pointed horns.  Its eyes were closed, but the mouth was turned up in a malicious grin.

“Put it back,” said Thornbriar, edging around Bear carefully, staying as far away from it as possible.  “Please, put it back in the box, if you can.”

“But why?” said the puzzled bear.  “What are you so afraid of?  It’s only a doll.”

“I’ll explain later, but just put it away first, all right?  Quickly!” the elf pleaded.

The bear wrinkled his brow.  “Well, okay.  I still don’t understand though.”

He stooped down for the box, but at that instant yelped in pain, dropping the harlequin.  Thornbriar cried out.  The doll somersaulted in midair, landing on its feet.  The two friends gazed in fear as it stood there swaying from side to side, turning its painted china face first to one, and then the other, its eyes now wide open and burning green, slanting in sly cruelty as if considering its next move.  From the painted nails of its ceramic hand, blood dripped.

“It clawed me!” said the stunned bruin.  “It’s alive!”

Thornbriar snatched up the poker from the fireplace, whirled around, and slammed the kitchen door shut.  “Close the window!” he yelled.  “We can’t let it get out!”

The harlequin turned, ran, and had almost reached the windowsill before the bear had recovered his wits enough to react.  He slammed the shutter and latched the heavy iron bolt.  The doll fumbled for a second with its tiny, delicate fingers at the bolt, then turned with a venomous hiss on the bear, who tumbled over backwards in surprise. 

It leaped up on the counter next to the dish rack and snatched up the kitchen knife.  With a flick of its hands, it flung the knife straight through the air at Thornbriar, who just managed to parry it with the poker.

The dangerous doll took the opportunity, crouched, and sprang towards the elf.  Thornbriar dodged wildly out of the way, but it was not him the harlequin had aimed for, but the doorway.  In a twinkling it had worked the door open and scuttled away into the darkened house.

“Are you all right?” asked Bear, having regained his breath and balance.  He walked over to the shaken elf and peered past him into the shadows.

“Yes, I guess so,” said Thornbriar.  A sudden thought came to him.  “Corenth trane!” he snapped, and instantly there was a brief flicker of scarlet flame around the edges of the window.

“There,” he said.  “I’ve sealed the house.  Now he can’t get out.”

“Neither can we,” pointed out Bear.  “Brrr! What a nasty little thing!  What was it?”

“My mother said a necromancer made it,” said the elf, closing the door again.  He came over and picked up the chest.  “My Great-Grand-Uncle locked it up.  Hello!  What’s this?”  He reached into the box and pulled out a folded piece of parchment.  It crackled as he opened it.

“Hmm,” he said.  “Listen to this.  ‘To whomever finds this note: Know that I, Lord Erasmus Thornbriar, defeated the wicked Verile in magical combat.  I undid many of his dark spells, but this working I do not comprehend.  Being unable to unbind it, I place this Harlequin, which the said Verile used to commit his crimes and in which his villainy yet lives, in this casket, until some other can understand and unmake it.  Beware, for though it can neither move nor act when the sun is high, in shadows and darkness it is as any imp or goblin.  If, for some reason, someone has unknowingly released it, I tell you, beware.  Put it back if it yet sleeps, for if it be loosed, none can tell what it would do.’”

“I wish,” said Bear, “That your Grand-Uncle had glued this to the outside.”

“Never mind that! We’ve got to catch that thing again and lock it up before it does something terrible.  This is what we’ll do.  We’ll search room to room and lock them when we’re through.

“We need something to catch it in,” he said, turning towards the broom closet.  “Something like a net, or…Aha! This tablecloth should do the trick!”

He handed it to Bear, then hefted the poker.  “You take that cloth and get ready to throw it over him, and I’ll drive him with the poker.”  He picked up a lamp.  “Well, I guess we’re ready,” he gulped.  “Let’s go.”

Carefully, they opened the door and stuck the lamp through the crack into the hall.  They looked up and down, but nothing indicated which room the harlequin might have entered.

“Okay,” said the elf.  “We’ll try the first door on the right.”

After locking the kitchen securely behind them, they entered the first room.  It was the formal dining room, seldom used, with a long table, high-backed chairs, a china cabinet, and sideboard.  After a thorough search in which Thornbriar even stood on the table to get a better look at the wagon-wheel chandelier, they locked that room, too.

So it went, as they examined room after room, finding no sign of the malicious doll until they came to the library.

While Bear was looking through the roll-top desk, he suddenly noticed something.

“Say, Thornbriar, look at this!  The letter opener is gone.  I’m sure it was right here just this afternoon.  And the ink bottle is tipped over.”

“I’d day we can be pretty sure he was in here,” said the elf grimly.  “And that he’s now armed.”

The bear snorted.  “Big deal,” he said.  “I doubt if that little bitty thing can hurt us much.”

“It did a pretty good job in the kitchen,” the elf pointed out.

“Yes, well, we were surprised.  We weren’t ready,” said Bear as he headed for the door to the back parlor.  “Now that we have a plan, it’ll be no match for us, you’ll see.”

He pushed the slightly ajar door open and began to stride out.  Before he’d gone a step, a pile of heavy leather-bound books fell from where they had been balanced on the other side of the door, clonking him heavily on the head.

The big animal fell stunned to the floor.

Thornbriar leaped to his friend’s assistance, thrusting the lamp into the darkened parlor.  He caught a quick glimpse of the harlequin, sharp letter opener in hand, as it quickly turned and scuttled out of the door and into the hall.

Thornbriar sprinted over to the door and looked out.  The doll had already disappeared.  He locked it and went hastily back to Bear, who had come to and was sitting up, rubbing his head.

“Ooooh,” he groaned.  “What happened?”

“You were just saying how powerless the harlequin would be against us.”  He helped Bear to his feet, feeling the animal’s head.  “That’s quite a lump you’ve got there.  Do you feel all right?”

“Just a little shaken,” said the bear.  He put a paw up to his skull and wagged his head vigorously.  “Aargh,” he growled.  “Now it’s personal.  Let’s get that thing and get it good.”

They went back out into the hall and continued the room to room search, being even more cautious now.  They found more minor booby traps, including a curtain sash drawn across the way and candle wax set where someone could easily slip on it, but they managed to avoid them all.

Finally they stood in front of the last room.  “He must be in there,” said the elf.  “The sitting room.”

“All right,” said Bear.  “Slow and careful, and check the door first.”

The bear put a paw forward and clicked the door open, then jumped back.  Thornbriar took the poker and jabbed its blunt tip near the knob, pushing the door all the way open.  It creaked noisily until it hit the wall with a bump.  Slowly the two peered in.

The fire still burned low in the fireplace, casting a dim reddish glow.  The elf poked the lamp in, sending the shadows flying eerily in every direction.  The two friends moved nervously just into the doorway.

Thornbriar pointed to the wood box, then to the fire.  “I’ll lock the door so it can’t get out.  You build up the fire so we can see better what’s going on,” he whispered.

“Okay,” said Bear.  While the elf turned the key and pocketed it, the bruin galloped over to the kindling box, checked around for any sight of mischief, then started piling logs on the fire.

The wood slowly caught, brightening the room.  Bear turned to his friend and then froze.  Thornbriar was alertly scanning the room all around, but behind him, precariously balanced on the door frame, was the harlequin, the knife-like letter opener glinting red in its hand.

Before the bear could react, the evil doll leapt down with a thin, tearing scream right onto the elf’s head.

Thornbriar yelled and dropped the lamp and poker.  The harlequin wrapped its legs around his neck, trying to choke him as it lifted the knife to strike.  The elf violently shook his head from side to side, trying to shake it off.  Thornbriar reached up to tear it away, but only got sliced fingers for the effort.  The harlequin lurched back and forth, trying to stab, but the elf’s movements kept him from landing a blow.

Bear seized the poker where it had fallen and stood swaying, trying to find a safe time to land a blow, but finding none in the mad swirl as the elf and harlequin jerked and jigged about the room.

“Get it off, get it off!” screeched Thornbriar.

“I’m trying, I’m trying,” yelled the bear.

At the moment, the elf’s feet jammed into a table, sending him sprawling forward off balance.  The bear jumped back to avoid the crashing piece of furniture as the entwined combatants fell to the floor.

Thornbriar’s skull landed with a crack on the thin carpet in front of the fireplace.  His vision blurred, then crossed, then came into focus only to see the triumphant doll grinning over him, knife held high to deliver a killing blow.  Thornbriar tried to rise but could not.

For a split second, the elf could see the knife descending, then the change on the harlequin’s face just before the bear brought the poker around in a mighty swing.  There was a crack like a bat hitting a ball, then a shriek as the jangling doll flew straight into the fireplace.

Thornbriar managed to raise himself on his elbow.  Through a haze of pain, he saw the harlequin dancing in the flames like a frantic marionette as the ancient, dry cloth of its body caught fire.  To the elf’s horror, the thing jerked its way past the firedogs, trying to escape the flames.

Bear took a step forward, but before he could do anything, the elf had snatched up the letter opener and hurled it like a dagger straight at the smoldering doll.  With a “thunk” it struck the parti-colored velvet body, pinning it to a glowing log.  The evil thing thrashed horribly, then with a startling “whoosh” its entire body burst into flames. 

The fearful friends could see for an instant under the doll’s clothes what seemed to be the pitiful skeleton of a small child, before that too withered and fell to ash.

 

 

The clock was chiming a quarter past three before everything had been put back to rights.  Bear patched the bump on Thornbriar’s head with a cold compress and had him sit in an easy chair while he straightened things up.  The elf got up only to sprinkle some silver powder and salt on the fireplace in case there were any lingering bad influences from the doll’s demise.  The bear brewed a nice cup of tea to settle their nerves.

“What I don’t understand,” said the bruin, as he leaned back in his chair, “Is why your ancestor didn’t just destroy the thing, way back when.  It turned out to be pretty dangerous to save it.”

The elf took a sip of his tea and stared at the fire.  “I think I know why.  He didn’t unmake it because he didn’t understand it.”

Bear frowned.  “What do you mean?”

“Do you remember his note?  He said he didn’t comprehend the spell.  I’ve known a few wizards in my time, and I know how their minds work.  He didn’t care if the harlequin was good or evil once he had captured it and stopped it from doing things.  To him it was a puzzle to be solved.  By burning it up, we just cut the Gordian Knot, as it were.”

He sighed.

“Perhaps if I had become the great enchanter I had hoped to be, I might have been able to peacefully dissolve it.  As it was, it was just horrible.”

“Well, I say good riddance,” humphed Bear.  “What good would it do to know how the spell worked anyway?  Only bad could have come of that thing, it seems to me.  I, for one, am glad it’s gone.”

The big animal yawned and stretched, muscles rippling under his fur.  “Well, all this excitement has exhausted me.  I’m off to bed.”

He got up and started for the door.  He stopped in the doorway when he noticed that the elf hadn’t moved.

“Are you going to go to bed?”

“Not just yet,” answered Thornbriar.

Bear turned anxiously to his friend.  “Are you all right?”

“Yes, I’ll be fine,” said the elf gently.  “You go on to bed.”

“Well, all right,” said Bear uncertainly.  “Good night.”

The elf spent the rest of the night watching the flames as they slowly consumed the logs.  When the first ray of morning sunlight hit the windows, he fell into a deep, peaceful sleep, untroubled by dreams.