Friday, May 9, 2025

A True Tale of My Brother Mike


One day we were all sitting around in the living room, talking, and the subject turned to how we would like our funeral to be held when the time came.

Mike came up with something like this:

“When I die, I want my head cut off and my body cooked on the old barbecue grill, then served up to the whole family with sauce, potato salad, and all the fixings. Afterward, I want them to play a game of soccer with my head, and afterwards the bloody, bruised, dirty thing placed on top of the TV set, for all to forever see and remember me.”

Mom recoiled in disgust.

“I don’t want a filthy thing like that on my TV!”

Mike replied indignantly:

“Woman! Have you no respect for the dead?”


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