Friday, May 2, 2025

This Seems Like a Prophecy of Most Social Media Debates


King Chicken: You idiot! I assumed you had a reason for...

Duckman: Ah! You assumed! Is that correct?

King Chicken: Yes!

 

Duckman: Well, you shouldn't assume because when you assume, you... you... wait. There's a trick here. I used to know it.

King Chicken: You slobbering, simpering...

Duckman: Your Honor, I am not the one who's on trial here.

Judge Pappy: Actually, you are the one who's on trial here.

Duckman: Well, then forget I said anything. (to King Chicken) Is it true you're
really Japanese?

King Chicken: I'm not Japanese!

Duckman: You just said you were.

Judge Pappy: I didn't know you was Japanese.

King Chicken: I'm not! I'm not Japanese!

Duckman: Methinks thou doth protest too much! Me further thinks that thou doth commitst yon crime and does forthwith, to wit, to woo, doth pinn't on me, yet blam't on you.

King Chicken: You're mad! You're stark raving mad!

Duckman: Perhaps, but would it surprise you to learn that there is a method to my madness?

King Chicken: Yes!

Duckman: Me, too!

King Chicken: What are you talking about?

Duckman: I don't know, but I do know that even though there isn't a thought in my head, it is my right as an American to talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and...

 

--Duckman, “Inherit the Judgement: The Dope’s Trial”

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEJ2lIpUWNU

Full Episode

And like most debates, the 'loser' seems to be the one who first loses his temper.


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