Well, for a start, this shall be the home for my Biographical Inventory of Books. After that, who knows?
Monday, November 7, 2022
A Dream: Tuesday, August 19,2014
Saturday, November 5, 2022
Back Into The Library
Friday, November 4, 2022
THERE AND BACK AGAIN, AGAIN: Another Fragment
Frodo Fairbairns of Undertowers in the Westmarch was a Hobbit with a Secret
Plan. He may not have looked like it. In fact compared to some of his
relatives, especially his distant cousin, the dashing Paladin Took, he was, in
the words of his own family, 'as plain as a fence post.' Somehow the fabled
good looks of his foremother the legendary beauty Elanor the Fair had
completely passed him by, although the Fairbairns, who were still very
important as Wardens of the Westmarch, were regarded as one of the most
handsome families in or out of the Shire. Very elderly Hobbits who claimed to
know told young Frodo that he closely resembled old Samwise, who although he
had been very important and rich as seven-time Mayor of the Shire, had not been
much to look at.
Frodo seemed to have inherited something else from this curious ancestor,
something not quite so obvious to blunt and bluff Hobbit society. He was a
dreamer. He was not a head-in-the-clouds ninny-hammer; Frodo was apprenticed as
a builder to his old Uncle Tobold, who would never have allowed any drifting as
they repaired the roofs of sagging hobbit-holes or laid foundations for new
houses in the still-growing border town of Undertowers. But Frodo loved to hear
old tales and songs as they relaxed at the Golden Branch Inn when work was
done, and he delved into the memories of ancient gaffers and gammers as they
sat by the fireside, unheeded by busier folk. But what really fed his dreams
and filled his mind, so that he seemed to himself to be moving through enchantment
even as he knocked roof-beams together or laid bricks straight in a wall, and
what led him to his Secret Plan, was that unknown to anyone he was reading,
again and again, The Book.
The Red Book of Westmarch (as it was more fully known) was one of the most
important cares and duties of the Fairbairns as Wardens of Westmarch. These
days it was more honored as a relic than read as a book, and was kept carefully
under a glass case to protect it from damp weather and devouring insects.
Important copies and extracts of it had been made and some had gone as far as
Tuckborough and Brandy Hall, and even (so legend had it) to the King's Library
in the White City. These were little heeded save by lore-masters, however, and
the longest, most important, and best-known portion (to Hobbits) was the part
describing the Battle of Bywater, which was read, every year, along with the
Long Roll of Hobbits who had taken part in the fighting.
Indeed, it was to get a glimpse of the original description of the fighting
that had prompted Frodo, while still in his tweens, to sneak with lighted
candle into the Library where the Book was kept, remove the glass cover, and
search through its crackling pages. He imagined, in his innocence, that
something so important as the Battle must come right away at the beginning of
the Book, but he found to his dismay that it was all about the adventures of
someone called Bilbo, whom he had never even heard of before. Being a careful
lad and not wishing to miss anything, he continued reading, at first in
boredom, then with growing interest, and at last with fascination.
By the time his candle had burned out (sometime around four o'clock in the
morning) the late moon had risen, silvering the cavernous Library with its
light and creating deep mysterious shadows in the corners and vaults of the
room. Frodo had closed the Book like one in a trance and returned it to its
place. He crept back to bed, his head filled with mountains and forests,
goblins and wizards, and the pale enchanted gold of the dwarves. The heroics of
Bywater were forgotten. The next night, and many nights after, found him in the
Library with his midnight candle, reading the Book in great draughts, until he
had turned the last page. Then he read it again. And again.
[The story envisioned from this part on: Frodo joins with his cousin Paladin and a journeyman Dwarf working for Uncle Tobold to travel to the Lonely Mountain, then to Gondor, then back to the Shire, to trace the travels of Bilbo and Frodo and see what has happened in those lands since. This is the Secret Plan.]
Thursday, November 3, 2022
An Inkling of a Tale: Another Abandoned Beginning
INKLING OF A TALE
Jack Lewis stepped out the back door of the Kilns and clapped his battered,
dung-colored hat onto his balding head. The crisp October air rose like an
incense of fallen leaves and cool earth, and a nascent breeze that shuddered
the trees at the bottom of the garden thrilled him. He shivered appreciatively.
This weather suited him. He swung his knobbed black walking stick and stumped
down the smooth stone steps into the garden.
As he crackled his way through the leaf strewn path Jack thought of one of
the past autumns that he and his brother had spent at the strange, rambling
house of Little Lea, with its enormous indoor silences and labyrinthine,
book-lined passages. This season reminded him strongly of that one, some hint
of mood, perhaps, that did not come with every year. That time was a golden
one, he thought, when they had been busy reading, arguing, and working out the
history of their imaginary kingdom, Boxen.
As if the thought had conjured it, a puff of smoke sailed over the lichened
wall at the back of the garden. Jack smiled, and turning through the gate came
upon the portly figure of his brother Warnie, sitting on a stump against the
wall and pulling placidly on his old cherrywood pipe.
Warnie smiled, creasing up the corners of his thick brown moustache. "I
thought you might be coming out this way today," he said.
Jack laughed and pulled out his own pipe. "Now what made you think
that," he asked as he tamped the bowl down.
"Because that's what I wanted to do myself." Warnie reached down
into a drift of leaves and pulled out his own walking stick. "Is it a
ramble, then?"
Jack lit his pipe and inhaled deeply--of the aromatic smoke, of the autumn
day, of the dark weedy wind blowing off the stream that wandered along the
bottom of their land. He exhaled, sighing audibly with pleasure.
"Of course," he said. "Nothing's stopping us." Warnie
lifted his stout frame with a little grunt, and swinging their sticks the two
brothers began winding their way down the path under the ceramic blue sky.
*****************************
Early that same morning Ronald Tolkien, lately elected Professor of English
Language and Literature at Oxford, rode his bicycle through the chilling mist
that blurred the grey graveled pavement of Northmoor Road. Despite the early
hour he was dressed fastidiously as ever, in a herringbone suit and a light
green corduroy vest. It was a saint's day, and he was on his way to early Mass.
As he pedaled along he reflected glumly on the encroachments of so-called
progress, that seemed to be hurried along on the wings of the war. By the road
he could see the hacked stumps of trees, that had been cut to widen the way.
That had been months ago, and still the trunks lay as they had fallen. Tolkien
grieved.
Ahead in the mist the squat, plain shape of St. Aloysis' Church hove into
view, like a whale breaching the ocean waves. Tolkien pulled his bicycle to a
stop with a crunch of gravel and pulled it into the rack. He was still putting
it in order when he was suddenly accosted by the ghostly figure of Father Justin
sailing out of the fog in full white vestments.
"Professor Tolkien!" he gasped. "Thank Heaven you've come
early. We need your help getting things in order before the service can begin.
The verger and I simply can't lift her by ourselves. The wickedness of it
all!"
"Of course, Father," Tolkien said. "What's the matter? Has
the cleaning lady slipped and broke her ankle again?"
"If only it were as simple as that," the priest said as they
swiftly went up the steps and through the foyer. "At least I should know
what to do. This sort of thing has never occurred to anyone of my acquaintance,
even."
"What exactly is it?"
The priest swung open the door of the chapel and pointed. "Look."
Tolkien looked down the rows of freshly scrubbed pews up to the altar. At first
he noticed nothing untoward, but when he focused on the statue of Mary to the
left of the altar, he went still with shock. The little priest took his arm and
led him up the aisle to the desecrated figure.
The body had been painted red from head to foot, all except the face, which
was bone white and drawn into a parody of licentiousness. On the sculpted
fabric of the breast were two gilt nipples, and down below a gaping black line
suggested open genitals. The crown of rays around the figure's head had been
broken off, all except two, that stood out like horns. At the foot of the
statue was the sexton, a thin spare man looking sadly up into the painted eyes,
his cap in his gnarled hands.
The priest hurried briskly over to him. "Come now, Mr. Cullen,"
he said. "Professor Tolkien will help us. I think we should be able to
shift her out."
Using some dirty rags the sexton had gathered up (the paint was still
tacky), they rocked the plaster figure off its base. Father Justin carried the
relatively light end with the head, while the professor and Cullen heaved the
sturdy pediment forward. With a little awkward steering they got it into the
aumbry, which the priest hastily locked.
The priest led them around to the back to the sexton's shed, where they
washed up. The sexton filled a bucket, grabbed a mop, and headed back into the
church.
"What are you going to tell the people about the absence of
Mary?" Tolkien asked as he wiped his hands dry.
Father Justin grimaced. "The truth, insofar as it now stands," he
replied. "That the figure is out for repairs and renovation. There's no
need to alarm the parishioners with an outbreak of anti-papist feeling right
now. The condition appears to be endemic, anyhow. No, as soon as Cullen mops up
that graffiti on the floor, we will be the only ones who will know about
this."
"Graffiti?"
"Surely you noticed? But it was a little way from the figure. Filthy
stuff, I assure you, what I could make out of it; most of it appeared to be in
some foreign language."
"Good heavens," said Tolkien. "Perhaps you'd better show
me."
They went back in, Tolkien hurrying a little ahead of the priest. Inside
the dim hall the sexton was scrubbing away at the floor in front of the altar.
"Wait," Tolkien called urgently, and drew a small notebook and pencil
from his breast pocket.
The writing was already a third erased, and the rest was scuffed and
blurred by the passing of feet, but still legible, especially to one who was
used to deciphering the pen strokes of ancient manuscripts and careless
students. Someone had drawn several concentric circles and decorated them with
strange pictographs, and letters in Hebrew, Latin, and Greek.
As he hastily sketched them down into his notepad Tolkien's mouth grew
grim, and when he had finished and told the sexton "Go on," his voice
was low and stern. From the locked front door came the mumble of people already
gathering for the mass.
As Father Justin hurried about, making last minute arrangements, Tolkien
approached him and took him by the arm.
"Was anything else out of place?" he asked. "Was anything
missing?"
Father Justin glanced up at the now cleansed altar. "Yes, a small
number of communion wafers were taken. Terribly wicked act. But I do not think
that need affect today's service." He looked closely at the professor.
"Why do you ask?"
Tolkien looked for a moment as if he were about to say something, then
closed his mouth and shook his head. Father Justin turned and went to open the
doors to the congregation.
*********************************
Many miles later found the Lewis brothers near the University, and since it
was close to noon they decided to head for the Bird and Baby for some beer and
lunch. As they turned a lane, Warnie suddenly stopped and pointed with his
stick toward a crater that opened like a raw pit in the flesh of the earth,
surrounded by hills of shattered rubble. "Look at that," he muttered.
"That's the one we felt last Friday."
Jack stared and nodded, impassively. He had seen so many now. In the piles
of debris, children in knee-breeches and old ladies in long, drab coats and
scarves were picking through the bricks, trying to salvage undamaged ones. The
sudden drone of a plane overhead made him glance up quickly.
Warnie squinted at the sky. "Don't worry. One of ours."
Jack sighed and shook his head. "Every time I hear that sound, I
wonder if this is the time."
"One wonders what's the use of carrying on, under the circumstances."
Jack laughed. "If we waited to do things only when the circumstances
were right, the human race would never get anything done. At any rate, we all
carry on our business under the threat of death, at all times. It's just that
this war makes us realize it more intensely." He turned, and they started
up the street again.
"That's very glib," said Warnie. "One of your talks
again?"
"As a matter of fact, yes," said Jack. "I'm addressing the
people at St.-Mary-the-Virgin on learning in wartime. Canon Milford tells me
that apparently a group of undergraduates are getting rather restless about the
relevancy of their studies in the face of the destruction of western
civilization. I hope to get them to stick to their guns, so that there'll be
some western civilization to defend come the end of the war."
Warnie chuckled. "If it's anything like your address on the necessity
of war to that pacifist society, it should be some spectacle."
They reached the Bird and Baby, where the sign of Jupiter bearing away
Ganymede swung in the cool October breeze. Outside they noticed a familiar
bicycle, and inside they found the familiar trim, fair-haired figure of Ronald
Tolkien, just finishing off a pint of bitter and getting ready to leave.
Tolkien's craggy eyebrows were creased in a frown over his magisterial
nose. Jack was struck with a momentary fancy that he looked like an Inquisitor,
pondering over some new stench of heresy. But when the professor turned and
noticed the brothers grinning in the doorway his face slid up into an easy
smile and he rose from his seat with an air of relief.
"Tollers!" Jack boomed from across the room. "I hope you've
left enough for a couple of thirsty wnaderers!"
"Hello, Jack. Hello, Warnie," he said, rolling the r with
his characteristic Midlands intonation. "You're just the fellows I wanted
to see. Can I buy a round?"
"I shall," said Warnie. "Pension day yesterday, you
know." As he went to get the drinks, the other two sought out a table in
the rear. As they sat down, Jack's bright blue eyes searched Tolkien's rather
troubled grey ones.
"What's wrong, Tollers?" he asked in a lower tone. "You can
tell me; as a Catholic, you know confession is good for the soul. If it's
Edith's health again, you know you need only tell me..."
"No, no, it's nothing like that," Tolkien said hastily.
"Edith's doing as well as she can be, thank God. But I have seen something
today that...I can hardly tell you. It was very odd and disturbing. Do you know
if Charles will be at the Inklings tonight?" Jack thought he had changed
subjects to their monthly meeting of friends and writers rather quickly.
"Yes, I'm fairly sure. You can never tell with the London train these
days, though. It should be a good night. The porter rang to tell me that I have
another parcel from Firor of America waiting in my rooms. He said he discerned
the distinct shape of a ham under the wrappings."
Tolkien chuckled. "I think your rooms are the only place one can find
real meat in all of Magdelene," he said. "When the war is over we'll
have to invite Firor over and fete him from the college cellars 'with excellent
bowse.'"
"Yes," said Jack. "I suppose Charles will bring more of his
Arthurian stuff. I've got more of the pain book. I hope you have some more of
the new Hobbit?"
"About half a chapter. I can honestly say that with examinations and
tutoring, I have done my best."
"Well that's fine. What do you particularly want to see Charles
about?"
Tolkien grimaced. "I have to ask him a question in his own field of
personal expertise."
Jack looked at him. "You mean...?"
The inquisitorial look settled like iron in Tolkien's face.
"Black Magic."
**********************
[Notes: Time, 1945; Place, Oxford. C. S. Lewis is 47, Warnie Lewis is 50, J. R. R. Tolkien is 53, Charles Williams is 59. A cabal of Black Magicians, with Aliester Crowley as their agent, try to seize power during the confusion of WWII. I have to note that I began this last century, well before the spate of 'fictional Inkling adventures' began.]
Wednesday, November 2, 2022
Tuesday, November 1, 2022
"Kren" Part Sixteen: "Goldfire" Spoilers
Koppa
bowed his head wryly.
“It
was a miracle, of course,” he said. “And like all miracles, it took a lot to
set it up so it could work.
“You
may remember tales of the wizard Dunwolf, of course? Well, while Bharek was
busy launching his attack against Morg City and the South, Dunwolf had formed a
small company who travelled to the East with a different plan. He knew, you
see, that this new push into the Free Lands was finally too strong for the
weakened South to resist, that the Ogre Horde could very well overwhelm us all
at last. Even if we survived, Bharek always found a way of coming back. So he
decided this company must travel to the East, to Thoravil itself, and strike
down the Black Lord where he sat on his dark throne.”
Kren
looked appalled.
“Shyreen’s
Shit!” he breathed. “What made him think they could do that?”
“What,
indeed?” Koppa raised his eyebrows and sat back, clearly enjoying Kren’s
reaction. “Dunwolf himself had never been powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with
his old master through the centuries. And he was growing old, while Bharek was
being preserved by his cursed armor, the Blackmight. But now he thought he knew
where he could find the Goldfire.”
“The
Goldfire? What’s that?”
“I’m
not surprised you never heard of it. It was a powerful talisman, lost for ages
and nearly forgotten. But now he thought he had it traced at last. With his
young apprentice, as well as Taryn – General Taryn, as he was then – and the
warrior Roth and the scholar Korm – both Morgs, like you – and a handful of brave
men, they journeyed to the ruined city of Worthin, where the dragon Drang sat
on his hoard of desolation. Here they hoped to find the Goldfire.”
“Now,
Drang I’ve heard of,” Kren acknowledged. He looked skeptical. “But from what I have
heard, entering his nest would be nearly as hopeless as walking through
Thoravil’s front door.”
“Nearly,
but not quite,” Koppa conceded. “In the end, the fire-drake was slain, but
after a terrific struggle in which it was thought that Roth was lost.”
“But
they got this Goldfire doohickie, eh?”






