Saturday, May 31, 2025

Morning Maudlin Maunderings


Lately Susan’s garage sales prep has been making for an odd mood, stirring up as it does old memories attached to the stuff from the old house which has been in storage for years. They are like memories made solid, often of ‘stuff’ you had forgotten, stirring up the ambience of a time. Not particularly stuff you care to keep, but redolent of things that once were from a time now gone.

I have plenty of ‘relics’ from Loop Drive, but they have several new ‘layers’ of experience on them. When I see stuff I haven’t seen for, say, fifteen years, I get a fresh steaming slice of nostalgia, not goods that have been going stale on the shelf.

But it’s time this morning to stride forward into how things are; to watch cartoons and pray the Litany and my Rosary, to bake chicken legs when everyone’s gone to run the sale, to check the mail. And so Time recedes ever dimmer and dimmer into the past, while the future unrolls before us into unguessed panoramas, clutching the battered souvenirs that we desperately hope will anchor us to our lives and our lost ones. But so it goes. It’s possible my new books will start coming in today; tomorrow almost for sure. Must keep the flag of Now flying. Here at 6 AM it’s time for old Popeye cartoons; so the past flows into the present.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

Friday Fiction: King Korm (Part 13 and Conclusion)


The observers turned to Korm’s army, who were still crowding around him and his lieutenants, shaking their hands and pounding them on the back - even Prull, whose coloring in the general celebration seemed to be forgotten. But the crowd went quiet as the officials approached, drawing away from Korm, Prull, and Berb to give them room. Berb was the last to catch on, waving the flags joyfully until he noticed the older Morgs staring at him. He stopped and stepped back bashfully.

Thron approached, gazing at Korm but talking to Drim.

“Now then, Commandant, I believe that before this exercise Mister Nast had thirty-five points and Mister Korm had fifteen?”

“Yes, sir.”  Drim said.  His answer was prompt, but he seemed to be recalling some lost paradise.

“Well, Mister Korm, with the fifty points of this drill you now have SIXTY-FIVE points, and that, my boy, leaves you the winner, the last King standing, the victor of this year’s Camp Service.” He clapped a heavy claw onto the skinny Morg’s shoulder. Korm winced a bit at the grip. “Congratulations!” The crowd behind them cheered. Thron turned to Drim, who was stewing stiffly by his side.

“And congratulations to you, Colonel! You’re obviously better at polishing turds than you think. If someone trained under your command can come back from so far behind, I predict a long and fruitful career for you as Commandant here in Camp Service.” He looked back at Korm.

“King Korm. You showed both extraordinary bravery and thinking outside the box.”

“Thank you, sir,” Korm answered, head bowing under the compliment.

“Don’t thank me!” Thron snapped brusquely, frowning. “Extraordinary bravery and thinking outside the box will get you and your troops killed nine times out of ten in the real world. I’m just grateful that there’s no way you will ever be my King. And I’m glad Mog Gammoth wasn’t here to see this little sideshow.”

 He grinned, then took a pouch from his belt and handed it to Korm.

“Here’s your prize, boy. One hundred marks. Use it well, King Korm.” At his signal, an aide brought up his horse. Thron jumped up onto it and wheeled around. “Pack it up and move it out!” he commanded. “We head back to the City in half an hour!”

He turned his mount and rode off back towards the observation point, harness jingling. The rest of the committee hastened to follow. Korm turned to Prull and Berb, shaking the leather pouch a little in wonder, feeling its weight.

“I … I understand it’s traditional to spend this in feasting your kingdom,” he said.

“Forget that!”  Prull said gleefully. “The lads have already snuck up and informed me that for sparing them the shame of having to crawl home in defeat, they’re pooling their money and they will be treating you!”

“I’f pledged a whole filver fixpenfe myfelf!” Berb cried happily.

Prull looked cheerfully annoyed.

“Berb, I know for a fact that you don’t have two copper kretts to rub together!”

“Well, no.” Berb was ashamed, then stubbornly loyal. “But I would if I could!”

Korm reached up to pat him on the back.

“I know you would.” He drew a deep breath and straightened up, clutching his stick firmly. “Well, come on. Let’s break camp and get ready to move.” He was happy to be leaving, but a little wistful at the thought. “It’s the last time we’ll be doing that, anyway.”

Prull put his hand on the other side of Berb’s back.

“Next stop, Morg City and the Happy Horse Inn! I’m buyin’ the first keg of ale!”

They marched off together, a spring in their step, Berb proudly holding their flag high.

 

It was three days later. After the return to Morg City, there had been the celebration, the Harvest Festival, and the parting of friends. Korm was sitting in the old apartment again with Uncle Akko. Korm, after spending months out under the sky surrounded by hundreds of others, was finding the familiar apartment cozy, but even smaller than he remembered it.

There had been little time for them to be with each other – the old Morg being busy with the Autumn Blessings – but now they had spent the afternoon together, with Korm retelling his experiences at camp. He hadn’t told Akko all the details about how he managed to capture the flag, as he’s not sure how the old Morg would take the news of the not completely reverent passage through the graveyard. Akko merely knew that he snuck into camp and made the exchange, and with instinctive discretion and a feeling of proud wonder, wasn’t asking for any specifics. 

“And the next morning, believe it or not,” Korm concluded, “Prull went in and signed up into the regular army. And they took him!”

“No! He wasn’t still drunk, was he?” Akko grinned.

“Sober as a judge, I swear. Said he had to make some kind of living, and now that he had some experience, he’d give the soldier’s life a shot.”

“Well, was the recruiting officer drunk, then? These Autumn Festivals …”

“No!” Korm laughed.

“But a yellow beard … army folk are not the most broadminded …” The old Morg looked dubious.

“Well, they all knew about our unexpected triumph, you see, and were most impressed. And as one of my lieutenants …” Korm shrugged happily. “They were willing to give him a chance. It probably didn’t hurt that Berb signed up with him. Berb thinks Prull is his lucky charm now.” He smiled. “I imagine Berb’s fist will be making sure Prull gets the respect he deserves.”

Uncle Akko cackled.

“Good for him. There’s nothing in the Law, really, against his kind; that’s all in the Lore, which is a slippery fish, at best, and gets in people’s heads more than it should. You’ll find out, when you’re a Witness, that you’ll be having to compromise quite a bit, not with the Law, but with folks’ expectations.”

Korm hesitated.

“Yes. About that … I still have those hundred marks …”

“And very useful those will be to you, too. We should stash them away in the Reserves …”

“No. Uncle Akko, I was thinking …” Korm tried to pick his words carefully, gently. “I never had a chance before. Things have always been so tight. But I always wanted …” He paused, then just brought it out. “I want to go to the New Royal School!”

Akko looked puzzled.

“But you don’t need to go to school to be a Witness …” he began reasonably. Korm stopped him, taking one of his old claws in both hands.

“You don’t understand. Oh … it’s a fine life, uncle, a noble life, and it’s best for you, but I’ve always wanted to be … well, a scholar.”

Akko’s face fell.

“A scholar.” He sat back. “That means you’ll be leaving.”

“It’s only the other side of the City,” Korm urged. “I could visit you every day!”

Akko smiled sadly.

“Now that would be pretty selfish of me, wouldn’t it, to ask that of you? It’s rather an engrossing life, so I’ve heard, if you take it seriously, and I know you’d take it seriously.” He looked wistful, remembering. “You’ve always been that way, since you were little … scholarly … you have a talent in that direction. But I’m rambling, aren’t I?” He straightened up, clearing his throat.

“You know what? In my prayers I’ve always asked Mog to look over you and help you find your way in life. And since He has made this possible for you …” He looked up at Korm decisively. “This must be the way you are destined to go.”

“Oh, Uncle Akko!” Korm stood up and hugged the old Morg’s frail figure. “Thank you. Thank you for understanding.” He wiped a tear away and sniffed. “Well! I’d best get busy then. The new semester starts in a couple of weeks, and I’ve got to get over there and register.”

“You run along now, and get it sorted,” the old man said kindly. “I’ll see you at supper; we have fish tonight!” Korm rushed happily out of the room, after a final hug. Akko sat for a moment, then quietly shook his head and stood up on tottering feet. He walked into his bedroom, which was only a curtained-off alcove. There on a little shelf over his simple bed was a closed private shrine. He unhooked the doors and opened them slowly.

Inside was an ancient icon depicting Mog Gammoth. If Korm had still been there he might have recognized a figure that looked like an uncanny idealized portrait of the Watchman from the Hill of Silence. Akko raised his hands, palms up, eyes looking heavenward – or at least at the ceiling. He sighed dubiously.

“I really hope you know what you’re doing,” he said. He looked down again and closed the shrine.

 

--Rewrite finished 12:40 PM, 10/14/2020.

Notes

And the Autumn Festival seems to have once more wormed its way into another tale of Ortha. Funny how that seems to have a way of happening. Consistent world-building or a paucity of imagination? The truth is, I just like it; it's an in-world version of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year, crammed into one. I forget who it was (James P. Blaylock?) that held that all fantasy tales should end with Christmas, with celebration and reward and hope.


Oh, My Lord! A Gathering of Dunsany










Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, (24 July 1878 – 25 October 1957), commonly known as Lord Dunsany, was an Anglo-Irish writer and dramatist (a real lord by the way, a baron - with a castle!). He published more than 90 books during his lifetime, and his output consisted of hundreds of short stories, plays, novels, and essays; further works were published posthumously.

Though perhaps most famous as a playwright during his life (he knew W. B. Yeats and was a major donor to the Abbey Theatre and moved in Irish literary circles; besides his own efforts he co-wrote a play with Padraic Colum - of whom see elsewhere in this blog) he is best known for a relatively small body of fantasy stories. Few, perhaps, but deeply foundational to the modern Fantasy genre.  Writers from Lovecraft to Tolkien to LeGuin to Robert E. Howard to Borges to Neil Gaiman and a host of others besides have all cited him as an influence and a favorite author. He continues as an almost invisible (but ubiquitous) presence in the genre.

Among his best-known short story characters was Joseph Jorkens, an obese, middle-aged raconteur who frequented the fictional Billiards Club in London and would tell fantastic stories if anyone bought him a large whiskey and soda. From his tales, it was clear that Jorkens had travelled to all seven continents, was extremely resourceful and well-versed in world cultures, but always came up short on becoming rich and famous. The Jorkens books, which sold well, were among the first of a type that would become popular in fantasy and science fiction writing: highly improbable "club tales" told at a gentleman's club or bar. (I remember reading a Jorkens tale as far back as middle school.)

-extracted from Wikipedia.

Because of their different formats and the different times that I bought them, my Dunsany books are scattered throughout the blog. I bring their images together here for the first time.

Thursday Thoughts: Well, I Don't Know About That ...


AGNOSTIC'S PRAYER

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you [the dead person]  be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen. – Roger Zelazny, Creatures of Light and Darkness

 

Creed of St. Euthanasia
(Commonly called the Atheneum Creed)


I believe in man, maker of himself and inventor of all science. And in myself, his manifestation, and captain of my psyche; and that I should not suffer anything painful or unpleasant.

And in a vague, evolving deity, the future-begotten child of man; conceived by the spirit of progress, born of emergent variants; who shall kick down the ladder by which he rose and tell history to go to hell.

Who shall some day take off from earth and be jet-propelled into the heavens; and sit exalted above all worlds, man the master almighty.

And I believe in the spirit of progress, who spake by Shaw and the Fabians; and in a modern, administrative, ethical, and social organization; in the isolation of saints, the treatment of complexes, joy through health, and destruction of the body by cremation (with music while it burns), and then I’ve had it.

 

-         Dorothy L. Sayers, 1954.

 

“If once we [devils] can produce our perfect work-the Materialist Magician, the man, not using, but veritably worshipping, what he vaguely calls "Forces" while denying the existence of "spirits"-then the end of the war will be in sight.”  - C. S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters


Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Wideo Wednesday: It Is A Mild, Mild Day


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArFd_2-z9Io


 

Terrible ‘Tolkien’


































I will be the first to admit that I am a sucker for branding. Slap ‘Tolkien’ or ‘Middle-earth’ on anything and I’m likely to buy it – unless it’s too expensive or seems a little ‘sus’. But if it’s deeply discounted or at bargain prices, I can seldom resist. 

This has led me to several poor purchases. For every true scholar like Tom Shippey or Holly Ordway there are at least half-a-dozen grifters like David Day or David Colbert, attaching themselves like leeches onto the juggernaut of The Lord of the Rings, or numbers of ‘scholastics’ like Anne C. Petty or Randall Helms, who use the popularity of Middle-earth as a launching platform for their own inimical philosophies, or evangelists tacking their own messages onto Tolkien rather than mining the admittedly Christian subtext of the books, or biographers* just wanting to make a quick buck on his sudden popularity thanks to the films. I include several DVD documentaries which must be, by their very nature, superficial. There is even a LOTR 'oracle', which would no doubt make Tolkien recoil, as he did with people using replicas of the One Ring for wedding rings. "You know nothing of my work."

But I have got them all, searching each volume, hoping to glean one new fact or insight about Tolkien or at least about the ‘deplorable cultus’ that has accreted around his work. Do I need them or even want them at this point? Almost certainly not. But once having expended my time and money, it really wouldn’t help much to get rid of them – unless I really needed the space.

I was brought to this meditation by ‘Tolkien Geek’ on the Tolkien Lore channel, about just such a book:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNPRAlPK3Js

This sounds like the sort of book I would have been tempted by during the lean years of Tolkien fandom. Thanks to this video, I am well warned away from it. But if I found it cheaply in a used book outlet? Who can say what I’d do? It is, after all, ‘about’ Tolkien – for a certain value of ‘Tolkienity.’

*How many copies of the terrible biography by Daniel Grotta-Kurska do I have to have? Thanks, Brothers Hildebrandt!

Tuesday, May 27, 2025

The Anime DVD Library: Oh, So That’s What Happened















I was looking for one of my bins, full of stuff that I had earmarked for a garage sale almost five years ago. Of course, it had gravitated to the very bottom box of the farthest column of bins. To reach it I had to move everything and basically rebuild my bed. But in the process, I peeked into all the bins as I went along. And, lo and behold, there was a bin that I had completely forgotten that I had loaded up with DVDs to make more room on my shelves. And there were the mysterious ‘missing’ anime series, not sold or otherwise disposed of as I had previously speculated. I now speculate that I just didn’t have the gumption at the time to record them all but simply tucked them away and forgot about what happened to them. I guess I’m at that age where recent history becomes something of a detective endeavor.