Friday, March 14, 2025

Friday Fiction: Timmy and the Cream of the Jest


He was about halfway through the second bin when Gabe poked his head in the door. His hair was still curly and wet from the shower.

“Hey, Packrat. What ya got there?”

“Books. Granny gave them to me.”

“Oh yeah?” Gabe inched through the door. “She send anything for me?”

“Nah. This is what good boys get for going to help their poor old grandmothers.” Timmy pulled out another handful of books. “When I’m done, you can look through the bonepile.”

“Gee, thanks. What do I want with a bunch of old books?”

“Oh, you never know. When football is done, you might need something to fill in your lonesome hours.”

“When you’re on the football team, you got no lonesome hours. Always something to do. With somebody.” He grinned. “Have fun, Packrat.”

“Ah,” Timmy waved his hand and took out another handful of books, running his eyes over the spine. “This is fun.”

“Well, you’ve got a funny idea of fun, bro.” Gabe waved. “Good night.”

Timmy looked up as he left.

“That pile will still be here tomorrow if you like. Night, Gabe.”

He had got to the bottom of the third bin before he decided to stop for the night. His hands felt gritty and dry, and there was a peculiar musty smell in the air, not unpleasant but papery, he supposed. Timmy had found the books arranging themselves into natural categories, by author, age, and design.

There was an ancient batch that bore the designation “Adult Fantasy,” decorated with a unicorn head and weird psychedelic illustrations. There was a run of series that boasted multi-colored volumes with the square logo, “DEL REY” on them with more realistic art, but still on fantastic subjects. Flowery Bantam Books, obviously juvenile series by Laurel, handfuls of Ace, Daw, Popular, and Avon. There was a run by someone called Lovecraft whose volumes seemed to span all the ages and publishers and a half-dozen at least different editions of something called The Lord of the Rings. That sounded vaguely familiar; there used to be a run of movies by that name that had played everywhere where he was a little kid.

He was starting to pack it all away for the night when he noticed an ancient bookmark in a volume by an author called James Branch Cabell. Its cover seemed anomalous; more like one of the ancient romance novels Aunt Delia kept in her potpourri-scented house than a fantasy novel. He checked the inside date: reprinted in 1979 but from a 1927 book. He opened to the bookmark and found a block of text highlighted in yellow. His scalp prickled and his spine tingled as he read:

"And besides,--so Kennaston's thoughts strayed at times--, these massed books, which his predecessor at Alcluid had acquired piecemeal through the term of a long life, were a part of that predecessor's personality. No other man would have gathered and have preserved precisely the same books, and each book, with varying forcefulness, had entered into his predecessor's mind and tinged it. These parti-colored books, could one but reconstruct the mosaic correctly, would give a candid portrait of "your Uncle Henry in Lichfield," which would perhaps surprise all those who had known old Henry Kennaston daily in the flesh. Of the fact that these were unusual books their present owner and tentative explorer had no doubt whatever.”

What – here was almost an exact description of what was happening to him today. Timmy’s mind boggled. Uncle Samuel could have had no idea, but here he was. The boy looked around. The room suddenly seemed darker, the pool of light cast from the bedside table portentous. Was the old man’s ghost actually looking at him over his shoulder, or was he looking over a dead man’s shoulder?

He very carefully finished putting the books away. There was a pile, about half a bin’s worth, that he could muster no interest in; he left those out. Perhaps things would look different in the morning, when he could start fresh. He went to the bathroom, washed his hands, put on his pajamas, all very normally. He jumped into bed and put on one of his music mixes to help him get to sleep. But he left the lamp on, and the bins sat hunching like a shadow in the corner of the room, their ancient smell as dusty and spicy as the contents of a mummy’s tomb. Sometime around midnight he fell asleep. 

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