Well, for a start, this shall be the home for my Biographical Inventory of Books. After that, who knows?
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Into the Archive: The Oz Scrapbook
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
The Lord of the Rings: The Black Gate is Closed (Part Four and Last)
The Tale
The day draws on as they lay
silent in their little grey hollow. The sky above and veiled with fleeting
smoke. Not even an eagle could have seen the hobbits in their Elven cloaks. It
might have seen Gollum: ‘a tiny figure sprawling on the ground: there perhaps
lay the famished skeleton of some child of Men, its ragged garments still
clinging to it, its long arms and legs almost bone-white and bone-thin: no
flesh worth a peck.’
Sam is leaning back looking
at the sky when he spots a winged figure flying into his sight, wheeling and
turning, dark and menacing. Three others join it, and Sam can tell that they
are huge, though far away. The travelers cower. They feel the same fear they
felt in the presence of the Black Riders. ‘Gollum huddled himself together like
a cornered spider.’
Eventually the Nazgul pass
on. Sam wonders if they saw the hobbits; the Riders couldn’t see much in the daylight,
could they? Perhaps, says Frodo, but the beasts they ride on can. ‘They are
like great carrion birds.’
The fear eventually passes,
but the silence has been broken. Frodo still makes no decision whether he
should follow Gollum on his new path or not. At last, he stirs and stands up,
as if he is about to speak and decide, but he stops, suddenly hearing
something. There is singing and hoarse shouting, far away at first, but drawing
nearer. The fear falls upon them that the Black Riders have sent troops to capture
them. They freeze. Flight is impossible. The hobbits loosen their swords.
‘Gollum rose slowly and
crawled insect-like to the lip of the hollow.’ He remains there, still and
silent, until the noises pass. A distant horn sounds from the walls of Mordor,
welcoming the troops in. Gollum reports what he has seen: Men with dark faces,
black eyes and hair, and with gold rings in their ears. Their flags are red,
and their round shields are yellow and black. ‘Not nice; very cruel wicked Men
they look.’ Almost as bad as Orcs, and bigger. Perhaps they are from the lands
beyond Anduin’s end. They came up that road. They are part of the new folk
always coming into Mordor. ‘One day all the peoples will be inside.’
Were there any oliphaunts?
Sam asks eagerly. ‘No, no oliphaunts. What are oliphaunts?’ said Gollum.’ Sam
stands up and puts his hands behind his back (‘as he always did when ‘speaking
poetry’), and recites the old Shire poem ‘Oliphaunt’, about a huge grey beast
with a nose like a snake and horns in its mouth. Sam has heard distant tales Men
of the South (‘Swertings , we call ‘em’) who ride around on oliphaunts and that’s
why he asked about them, though he guesses it might all be traveler’s stories, ‘not
sure as Shiretalk.’
But ‘Smeagol has not heard
of them. He does not want to see them. He does not want them to be … Smeagol
wants master to go. Nice master, won’t he come with Smeagol?’
Frodo stands. He laughed as
Sam recited the old fireside rhyme of Oliphaunt, and it released him
from hesitation. ‘I wish we had a thousand oliphaunts with Gandalf on a white
one at their head … Then we’d break a way into this evil land, perhaps.’ But
they’ve only got their own tired legs. ‘Well, Smeagol, the third turn may turn
the best. I will come with you.’
Gollum cries in delight,
praising the good, kind, wise master. They must rest now, well hidden, till the
‘Yellow Face’ (sun) sets. ‘Then we can go quickly. Soft and quick as shadows we
must be!’
Bits and Bobs
We are given a good ‘bird’s-eye’
view of Gollum, establishing his ragged clothing, bone-white skin, and pitiable
thinness. Perhaps his ‘darkness’ has been the effects of the shadows he dwells in
or the slimes of his habitual haunts; perhaps now he is drying out. Where does
he get his clothes? Tolkien speculates that, besides the Elves of Mirkwood
having clothed him (perhaps not so potently as the productions of Lorien),
Gollum would likely steal new raiment from Men or even Orcs when he needed
them.
While later it is established that the Witch-King rides the reptilian ‘Fell Beast’, here it hinted that the regular ride of the Nazgul is some kind of raptor, like an eagle or a vulture. Perhaps this is just the impression that Frodo has of them from a distance; maybe they are all pterodactyl-like.
The name Sam gives for the
Men of the South, ‘Swertings’, is related to the modern term ‘swarthy’, a word
meaning dark-skinned or dark-colored, dusky. ‘Oliphaunt’ is of course an old
version for the word ‘elephant’, who to the people of England for a long time
was just a legendary beast of a far-off land, just as oliphaunts were to the Hobbits.
The poem is a reworking of one of Tolkien’s already existing poems, ‘Jvmbo, or
Ye Kinde of Ye Oliphaunt’. Some of the comparisons the little rhyme makes
recall the tale of the Six Wise Blind Men and the Elephant (a nose like a snake,
etc.), where they try to describe the beast by what only each can feel. There
is a giant, Sir Oliphant, in the works of Chaucer.
Frodo recalls the old folk
belief that ‘the third time’s the best’, or as we might say, ‘third time’s the
charm’. Gollum has led them out of the Marshes, and then to the Gate; perhaps
this third time will prove the pinnacle of his service. Or perhaps not.
On a personal note, I can never hear of Gandalf riding on a white elephant in front of a herd without thinking of the scene in the 1972 Journey Back to Oz where Mombi, riding on the lead, heads a pack of green elephants against the Emerald City.
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
To Hammer Home the Point: Hammers and Clubs, Maces and Morning-Stars
The Boar's Head Carol
The boar's head in hand bear I,
Bedecked with bays and rosemary.
And I pray you, my masters, be merry
Quod estis in convivio.*
Caput apri defero
Reddens laudes Domino.**
The boar's head, as I understand,
Is the rarest dish in all the land,
Which thus bedecked with a gay garland
Let us sevire cantico.***
Caput apri defero
Reddens laudes Domino.
Our steward hath provided this
In honour of the King of Bliss;
Which on this day to be served is
In Reginensi atrio.****
Caput apri defero
Reddens laudes Domino.
*All who are at the feast.
**The boar's head I offer/Giving praises to the Lord.
***Serve with a song.
****In the Queen's hall.
The Boar's Head Carol was first printed in 1521, and the celebration of the Boar's Head Feast still continues at Queen's College in Oxford (the "Queen's hall"), but the song is probably older and the tradition was definitely more widespread in Great Britain in earlier times. Some folklorists connect it (and the custom of Christmas hams) to sacrifices of wild boars to the Norse god Freyr; what is certain is that as fall ended and winter began there was always a great slaughter of pigs in preparation for the lean months ahead.
William Henry Husk, in 1868, wrote of the Boar's Head Feast: "Where an amusing tradition formerly current in Oxford concerning the boar's head custom, which represented that usage as a commemoration of an act of valour performed by a student of the college, who, while walking in the neighboring forest of Shotover and reading Aristotle, was suddenly attacked by a wild boar. The furious beast came open-mouthed upon the youth, who, however, very courageously, and with a happy presence of mind, thrust the volume he was reading down the boar's throat, crying, 'Graecum est [Compliments of the Greeks!],' and fairly choked the savage with the sage."
The boar's head was served on a gold or silver dish, garnished with bay, rosemary, and other herbs, its mouth stuffed with an apple or orange. It was carried by the cooks into the hall with great ceremony, heralded by trumpets, accompanied by torchbearers, and celebrated with a choir singing the Carol. Jacqueline Simpson and Steve Roud write in A Dictionary of English Folklore that "Bringing in the boar's head, on a huge plate, was a potent symbol of old Christmas on a grand scale, popular with Victorian illustrators to evoke a Merrie England tradition."






































