Well, for a start, this shall be the home for my Biographical Inventory of Books. After that, who knows?
Thursday, August 31, 2023
Thrand (Part Five)
The morning had well begun before Thrand finally left his
apartments over the High Courts. He was now fully dressed in his ceremonial
robes, as grey as dust and padded at the shoulders with leather spaulders engraved
with Morgish runes, to signify the burden of the Law. A cloud of clerks and
lesser judges began to carefully and casually buzz around him, so as to be near
if he had any orders to give or indeed questions that they might answer. The
notice of the Chief Justice at this crucial time might be just the little push one’s
career needed to move things along a bit.
Thrand studiously ignored them. He knew that by now the
news of his attack would have spread throughout the gossipy Courts. Will there
be a new Chief Justice as well as a new King, was the question. He determined
that he would give no sign of weakness, simply to confound them, though he was
leaning more heavily on his polished black staff of office than usual. Not too
obviously, he hoped. He liked to play things enigmatically. He grunted in quiet
amusement as he went out the Great Doors and heard the whispers of speculation
starting up behind him like a soft but rising wind.
Once outside two armored guards joined him promptly, grim
and serious senior officers of the City Watch. The fat Morg ignored them,
taking them as a matter of course. No one was to impede him on his way to the
White Tower; no doubt even now there would be candidates for the throne or
their agents waiting to waylay him to try to gain his attention or begin
influencing him.
He kept his eyes fixed on the street ahead of him and stubbornly
closed his ears to any cries from the crowd that was already gathering to
either side, though it parted respectfully in front of him. Oh, why hadn’t he
ordered a palanquin to carry him to the castle? He was already sweating in the
warm morning air, beads of perspiration trickling down his graying beard. He
just had to prove how well he was!
Fortunately, it wasn’t far from the Courts to the Tower,
and once there Thrand was swallowed up by cold stone corridors which hadn’t
even started warming up at this hour. Halfway to the throne room he was allowed
to sit a while with other courtiers, both human and Morg, awaiting their own visitation.
A minor herald went forward to announce his arrival. The bench, as it received his
grateful weight, creaked warningly, and heads were automatically turned. Thrand
ignored them stoically. He didn’t give a mudhen’s fart.
All too soon (for him) the two official King’s Heralds
arrived and indicated that he should follow them. One was an elderly man of
about seventy, who walked stiffly but proudly erect. The other was a Morg, just
coming into his prime, who glanced over at the man now and then in concern. It
was looking to be, after all, a long day. They delivered Thrand into the throne
room, announced him formally, then withdrew behind the doors and stood again at
attention.
“You doing all right there, Wes?” the Morg murmured to
his companion.
”Yes.” The other caught a raspy breath. “But the old
order changes, doesn’t it, Teq? Even for kings. You’ll be training up a new boy
any time now, I reckon.”
“Mog forbid, Wes. Mog forbid.”
Notes
A spauldor is a piece of armor covering the shoulder, similar to but
simpler than a pauldron. It was worn on both Roman and medieval armor. Gladiators wore them, and I suppose you could say a court of law is in many ways an arena. I must
confess that this detail of dress was more or less inspired by Planet of the
Apes.
I was surprised but pleased to find out that Teq and Wesmer (Wes) were
making an appearance in this story as well. They were not in my notes when I
began writing. They began way back in Thron, the first new ‘Tale of the
Morgs’ I wrote when I took up that old Ortha mythos again, and have appeared now
and then when the stories are set at Court.
As a human, Wesmer has of course aged much faster than the Morg, Teq; this
has been one of the melancholy facts of the relationships of the races whenever
they intermingle. It’s probably been a factor in keeping them largely separate
over the years. An analogy, I suppose,
though not of course complete, would be our friendships with pets.
A sort of theme seems to be emerging that I hadn’t completely considered: youth and age, health (life) and death, and change in general. This will particularly be emphasized by a new character I have yet to introduce.
I began writing at 1 AM and more or less finished at 4 AM.
Wednesday, August 30, 2023
The Lord of the Rings: The Palantir (Part One)
The
Tale
The
sun is sinking as Theoden and his men and the members of the Fellowship ride
away. Merry rides behind Gandalf and Pippin behind Aragorn. The Ents are
standing in long rows at the Gate, arms uplifted but quiet as statues. After a
while the hobbits look back and see Treebeard standing like an old stump in the
distance, and they think of their first meeting on the ledge at the border of
Fangorn. When they pass the Pillar of the White Hand they find the Hand has
been destroyed by the Ents; Gandalf says they pay attention to the details.
After
a while, Merry asks if they’ll be riding long. As a ‘small rag-tag dangling
behind’ the wizard, he would like to stop riding and lie down.
So,
you heard that sneer, says Gandalf. Don’t worry; Saruman was probably paying
more attention to the hobbits than to anyone else. Who are they, how did they
get there, how did they escape the Orcs, are the ‘little riddles’ that occupy
his mind. [He doesn’t say so, but I imagine Saruman is also wondering if they
have - or had – the Ring]. If you want, you can feel honored by that.
Merry
says it’s more an honor to dangle behind Gandalf; it puts him in a good
position to ask questions. Are they going to ride all night?
Gandalf
laughs. ‘All wizards should have a hobbit or two in their care,’ to teach them what
care really means. They will gently ride a few hours until they reach the end
of the valley, and then camp. The next day, instead of riding straight to the
King’s hall of Edoras, they will go to Dunharrow by paths among the hills;
no-one will move openly over the fields by day except one or two by necessity.
‘Nothing
or a double helping is your way!’ says Merry. But what is this Helm’s Deep that
he’s been hearing about? The hobbit doesn’t really understand this land.
Gandalf says he’d better learn, but it’s not the wizard who’ll be educating
him. He’s got too much to think about. Merry says he’ll tackle Aragorn when
they camp. But why the secrecy of movement. Didn’t they win the battle?
Yes,
they did, but that only increases their danger. The Eye of Barad-dur will be
looking towards the Wizard’s Vale and Rohan. ‘The less it sees the better.’
They
ride on through a clear chill night until they reach the wide plains and turn
off the highway onto the ‘sweet upland turf’ again. At about 10 o’clock they
make camp in a glen with thick, sheltering thornbushes, and set up fires by a
tall, ancient hawthorn. All around them are signs of the coming spring. Two
guards are set to keep watch. The hobbits lay on a pile of bracken by
themselves. Merry is sleepy, but Pippin is restless, tossing and turning.
Merry
finally asks him what’s wrong, and Pippin says he’s just uncomfortable. How
long has it been since they slept in a real bed? Well, Lorien, says Merry, but
Pippin says in real bed in a real bedroom. Rivendell, then. But Merry is so
tired he could sleep anywhere.
But
Pippin is getting closer to what is really bothering him. Did Merry get
anything out of Gandalf? Merry says Pippin was riding right next to them, and
they weren’t mumbling; he heard everything they were saying. But if he wants
to, he can ride with Gandalf tomorrow, to ask any questions he wants. Pippin
agrees, but Gandalf is still being rather ‘close’ – not being open about
everything, just as he’s always been.
Merry
wakes up a little at that and wonders what’s biting Pippin. Gandalf has
changed, but they haven’t had much chance to observe it. He seems both merrier and
more solemn than before. He has been enhanced. He is the White now, and Saruman
had to come to heel before him.
If
he’s changed, Pippin responds, he’s become even less communicative than before.
‘That – glass ball, now.’ Now we’re coming to the crux of Pippin’s
restlessness. Gandalf seemed happy to get it, and to guess something about it.
But it was Pippin who rescued it from rolling into a pool. The wizard just took
it away. ‘It felt so very heavy,’ he adds quietly, as if he were thinking to
himself.
So
that’s it. Merry reminds him of Gildor’s saying, ‘Do not meddle in the affairs
of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.’ Pippin retorts that all
they’ve been doing for the past few months has been meddling with wizards. He wants
some information as well as danger. He wants to look at the ball.
Merry
asks if this is the time? They need to sleep! He’s just as curious as Pippin,
but it can wait until tomorrow. Pippin says there’s no harm in talking about
it: he can’t get the stone anyway, with Gandalf sitting on it like a hen on an
egg. But it doesn’t help that Merry just tells him to go to sleep.
What
else could I say? Asks Merry. Tomorrow he’ll help Pippin with his ‘wizard-wheedling’.
‘But I can’t keep awake any longer. If I yawn any more, I shall split at the ears.
Good night!’
Bits
and Bobs
I
don’t have much to say about this passage, and I couldn’t find any
illustrations that fit it. Never of Merry riding behind Gandalf, but plenty of
Pippin in front of him, from later. Nothing of Merry and Pippin in the camp.
Pippin
is suffering from several symptoms of temptation, in some ways not unlike the
attractions of the Ring itself. You might say that touching it has given him ‘itchy
fingers’. There it might have stayed, but his curiosity has also made him start
obsessing over it in his mind. He’s begun to stake claims on the ball: he
picked it up, he saved it, and Gandalf just took it away with hardly a
word. Surely, he has a right to at least look at it. What harm could it
be? He deserves an answer!
I
suppose the Palantir, while not actually evil, exerts a sort of fascination
that all objects of power have, even (or perhaps especially) if they are not
understood.
Just
looking at this section of this copy of the book I notice that it has more than
the usual ‘chili marks’ that aging books get. Our family calls them ‘chili
marks’ or ‘chili stains’ because of their resemblance to actual blots of chili
we would sometimes make in our books while eating in our more carefree days.
Just a Note
Tuesday, August 29, 2023
Out of the Toybox (12): Action Accessories
As one might imagine, after getting nearly fifty years of action figures, the accessories (weapons, props, and so on) have piled up. Here are most of them, I believe. I do know that there is at least a large plastic card file box full of ST:TNG things. And a container Kameron used to call 'The Science Box' with machine-like items and fancy guns, and at least one bin of 'backgrounds' and bases.
Axes, Hammers, Clubs, Maces, Morning StarsBooks and Pipes
Bows, Arrows, and Odd Weapons
Food.
Furniture and Appointments.
Kenny's LOTR Stuff.
Original LOTR Stuff.
Staffs, Scythes, Brooms, and Shovels
Shields, Helmets, Armor, and Hats
Simpson Stuff.
Oddities (Harps, Skulls, Umbrellas, (and a Bag of Cats and Small Critters)
Swords, Knives, Keyblades
Monday, August 28, 2023
Thrand (Part Four)
Poignard (sans Flange)
As she seemed to fall deeper and deeper into a trance,
Thrand had an opportunity to examine her more closely. For one so famous and
revered, she dressed very plainly. A single-piece linen shift cinched twice
around the waist with a smooth cord, from which hung a thin pointed poignard
with a strange sharp hooked flange halfway up the blade. Her golden moon seemed
to be her only sign of wealth and status, and it was not much larger than an
ordinary coin.
He had never had a chance to peruse a Wose so closely
before, as far as he knew. They tended to avoid cities when they could,
preferring the forests and the grassland. There was something about the smells.
It was said they had a sense of smell keener even than wolves or the big cats. Thrand
supposed that accounted for the sniffing. “Smelling if I’m going rotten,” he
thought.
There was another well-known mark that set Woses apart. He
looked down and was not surprised to see that she wasn’t wearing any shoes. A
Wose seldom did, except in utmost necessity; something about drawing power from
the earth, or some such nonsense. What was unusual to see were her long, rather
prehensile toes, immaculately kept, but easily twice as long as a Human’s.
Thrand vaguely recalled there was some sort of talk about
this lady – Lady Melniar, his idle brain, usually engaged with legal
maunderings, finally supplied her name; pretty presumptous to call her after the Yorn of the moon, he thought - and her relationship with Koppa the wizard.
Rather unorthodox; he was Human and she was Wose. They had been companions on
the Goldfire quest, along with Taryn. What they did was their own business, of
course, but as a wizard Koppa would be aging very slowly, and the lady before
him was, while well-preserved, obviously headed for the back door of life. He
wondered how that was working out for them.
His attention wandered up from her toes, and with a jump he
saw her looking at him with clear grey eyes. She had manifestly come out of her
trance and seemed done with her examination. He did feel much better; the
numbness and the pain had receded from his side. Had he just been panicking?
He would have blushed, if Morgs could. Under her knowing gaze he wondered if, somehow, she knew what he had been thinking.
“Well?” he barked gruffly, to cover his embarrassment.
The healer withdrew her hands and folded them primly,
face serious, almost frowning.
“Prepare yourself, Chief Justice, to hear what I have to say.” There was a long pause. Thrand squirmed in anticipation.
“You are fat.”
She smiled faintly as if to soften the blow.
His eyes narrowed. He was not smiling.
“I know I’m fat,” he snapped. “I don’t need any mystical flummery
to tell me that.”
“You may know it, but you do not realize it.” Her voice
was serene. “If you want to reach your two hundred and fiftieth year, you are
going to have to make some changes in your life. You have survived a heart
attack in the past, yes, but you have not had a heart attack this time. A
narrowed artery was not carrying blood to the heart. I have eased that with my
‘flummery’,” her eyes crinkled slightly, “but if you go on as you have, you will
have another heart attack, and it may be fatal. You should feel better now for
a while after my ministrations, but do not let that lull you into indifference.”
Thrand groaned.
“You’re not going to advise me to some diet of bark and
twigs, like my other doctors, are you?”
“Nothing so drastic. But you are eating far too much meat
and too little green stuff. Keep your meat but reduce the serving to a third of
its size; make the other two thirds greens. No root vegetables except onions
and garlic, and nothing made from grains. Use cinnamon, ginger, turmeric, and
cayenne pepper as seasonings, but little salt or sugar.
“You are too sedentary,” she continued. “You should walk
around the Inner Circle of the City twice a day, morning and evening. When that
grows easy, move to the Outer Circle. When you are back to making once a day,
you will know you are in a balanced state.”
“I have a sedentary but important job,” Thrand grumbled, “and little
time to spare for wandering around …”
“Then make time,” she broke in firmly. “Even at your
level of state, you should do your job to help you live, not live to do your
job. And if you go on thus, you will be doing neither, and that sooner rather
than later.”
The Morg sat quietly on the edge of the creaking bed,
considering.
“And those are your orders, eh?”
“No, that is my advice.” She smoothed her dress briskly. “You
owe me nothing for that. I shall be leaving soon to return to my own country. I
will not be here to hover over you like a displeased schoolteacher. Your life
is in your keeping, not mine. Now I must go and prepare for my departure.” She
started to turn.
“Not staying for the funeral, Mistress Melniar?” Thrand asked
quickly, as he pulled his robe together against the morning chill. The windows
were starting to brighten with the rising sun. The Wose healer paused a moment
but did not turn back.
“I have said my goodbyes to Taryn,” she said quietly. “He
is on his journey now, and I must go on mine.” Then she was gone.
Notes
I spent some time early last Saturday morning writing rather fulsome notes on this section. Some of what I wrote does not appear here, but as it turned out it needed very little adaptation to get it to the state it is in now. I did nothing on Sunday, both because I have a loose rule about doing work then, as well as being exhausted from my trip to church and back. I should have taken Melniar's advice a lot sooner, myself. I was up at 5 AM this morning, and started getting it into shape.
I've probably done more 'world-building' about Woses here than I ever have before. I have a drawing of 'Wosehome' that I made years ago; it might have made a good illustration for this bit, but I never copied it into my computer files. I'm not sure about a lot of details from the original Goldfire, even though I transcribed it only about five years ago, but I'm going on the assumption that Melniar is a full Wose, while her adopted brother Jorrin was human. I was never completely happy with the name Jorrin; too close to Taryn. I do remember a story (by John? Or me?) of an ancient Koppa being placed in a modern day hospital, awakening to see the moon, and calling out "Melniar! Oh, my Melniar!" Which assumed that Ortha was Earth in some distant age of the past, I guess. Well, maybe in a parallel universe perhaps.
Saturday, August 26, 2023
A Few Artifacts of Memory
Onto the Wish List: A Positive ReAction
Friday, August 25, 2023
Out of the Toybox (11 1/2): And the Rest
Out of the Toybox (11): Roll for Initiative
Thursday, August 24, 2023
Out of the Toybox (10): A Random Batch of Beasts
The Lord of the Rings: The Voice of Saruman (Part Five and Last)
The
Tale
They
leave the steps of Orthanc and the Riders hail Theoden and salute Gandalf for
his actions. Saruman’s spell is broken; they have seen him humiliated and
dismissed. Gandalf says he must now report to Treebeard how things went with
the disgraced wizard. Merry asks were they likely to have gone any other way.
‘Not
likely,’ answered Gandalf. ‘though they came to the balance of a hair.’ There
were reasons to offer Saruman a chance to repent. He still could have done the
West much good. But he tried to deal with his foes one at a time, and his
treachery was exposed to all. But now he will not serve but only command.
Whatever happens he is in trouble. They cannot breach Orthanc from without, but
who knows what Sauron can do?
Pippin
asks what Gandalf will do with him if Sauron does not conquer? Nothing, replies
Gandalf. He himself does not desire mastery. He cannot guess what will become
of Saruman. But ‘I grieve that so much that was good now festers in the tower.’
But perhaps things have not gone so completely badly. ‘Often does hatred hurt itself!’ Gandalf thinks that there are few treasures in the tower more precious than that which Wormtongue hurled down at them. There is a sudden high shriek from Orthanc. Apparently, Saruman thinks so too.
The
company returns to the ruin of the gate. Treebeard and a dozen or so Ents come
out from the shadows where they have been hiding. Gandalf introduces the old
Ent to Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas, who had missed the feast held for Theoden
and his Riders. The three gaze at the Ents in wonder.
Treebeard
is especially pleased to see the elf; it has been long since any Elves have been
seen near Fangorn forest, and the Ents will always be grateful for the Elves ‘awakening’
them in the first place. The two exchange compliments about their homes.
Mirkwood was a mighty great forest, says Treebeard, but not so big that they’re
never glad to see new trees, answers Legolas. When all is over, he would love
to return with a friend to explore the wonders of Fangorn. Treebeard says he
and any Elf he chooses to bring will be most welcome.
But
Legolas does not mean another Elf, but Gimli, son of Gloin. Gimli bows, but
unfortunately his axe comes clattering down from his belt. Treebeard is taken
aback and looks at the dwarf darkly. ‘This is a strange friendship!’ But
Legolas hastens to assure him that the axe is not for trees but for Orc necks;
Gimli slew forty-two in the recent battle.
‘That is a better story!’ But they will have to see what the future brings when it comes. Right now, the day is drawing to a close, and they say the King and his company have to ride back to Edoras. Gandalf says he must take his gatekeepers, Merry and Pippin, with him, but he thinks the old Ent will manage things well enough without them.
Maybe,
but Treebeard will miss them. They have become friends in so short a time, and
they are the first new thing he has seen for so long a time, he feels
positively youthful, and almost ‘hasty’. He has put Hobbits in a place in the
old Long List, right next to Ents; he will not forget them. He asks Merry and
Pippin if they ever hear about any Entwives back in their homeland they will
tell him, and come themselves if they can. The Hobbits say they will and turn
away hastily; the parting is too emotional for them to prolong.
Treebeard
gazes after them thoughtfully, then turns to Gandalf. So, Saruman wouldn’t
leave, eh? He can kind of understand that. If all his forests were destroyed,
he wouldn’t come out while he had one hole to hide in. But he hasn’t plotted to
cover the world with trees and choke the life from all other things, Gandalf
points out. The evil wizard must be kept locked up, to weave such plots as he
can in his prison. Gandalf asks that they flood the bowl around the tower
again, to prevent his escape from any tunnel he may have underground.
Treebeard
agrees and assures Gandalf that the Ents will guard and make sure he does not
get out. They will search every pebble in the valley until any secret way is
discovered and blocked. Old, wild trees will be coming to make Isengard green
again. They will call it the Watchwood. ‘Leave it to the Ents! Until seven
times the years in which he tormented us have passed, we shall not tire of
watching him!’
Bits and Bobs
According
to Tolkien’s later ‘exploratory invention’, the tension between Dwarves and the
Ents goes right back to the beginning. The Vala Yavanna, mistress of all trees
and growing things, foresaw the depredations that her husband Aule’s creation,
the Dwarves, would have on her trees, so she prayed that Eru create the Ents,
to guard the forests. Matters weren’t helped when an army of Dwarves (not Durin’s
Folk) ransacked the forest kingdom of Doriath, and, trying to escape through
the woods, were destroyed by Ents. It is possible (though never stated) that,
given his great age, Treebeard himself might have been there.
As
it turns out later, Saruman’s imprisonment does not last quite as long as
Treebeard promised. But at least he is removed from the chessboard and out of
Gandalf’s hair for the rest of the action against Sauron.
Wednesday, August 23, 2023
Thrand (Part Three): Adventures!
To begin with, she pulled down the coverlet and gently opened
Thrand’s rather ornate sleeping gown. She held back her thick hair and put one
slightly pointed ear to his wide, hairy chest. After a moment, she moved her
head down to his paunch and listened there, too. The Morg became acutely aware
of every gurgle and squelch rumbling in his stomach; apparently his eggs were
not best pleased with their new home and wanted to swim. The healer lifted her
head. She looked vaguely satisfied, but whether this was because all was well
or because she had found what she had expected was hard to tell.
She put her hands on either side of his head and turned
his face firmly towards the lamp.
“Open,” she ordered.
Thrand obeyed, and the next thing found her head halfway down
his muzzle, fingers moving the lips up and down to examine his fangs down to
the gums. He almost gagged trying to hold his breath out of courtesy, but her
next command was “Exhale. Long. Deep.” With some relief he did so. To his
embarrassment he heard her take a prolonged, assessing sniff. She withdrew her
head. Thrand raised his eyebrows, but the healer said nothing.
Instead, she silently drew back the pouches of his eyes
and examined their yellowing, bloodshot sockets, peered into his ears, lifted
his arms and smelled the pits, threw back the covers and felt his feet and up
his legs, pressing them firmly like a housewife judging a ham at the butcher shop.
She dropped the leg and stood back.
“How often do you use the chamberpot during the night?”
she asked, face neutral.
“Four or five times,” he rumbled. “Quite often during the
day, as well. It’s getting to be a nuisance,” he confessed pettishly, as if
complaining about the service.
“And how often do you … make?”
“Once every three days.” Thrand said testily. “But when
it comes, it’s a big one. Look, what does this have to do with my heart?” he
growled. “That’s what I’ve called you here for!”
“Everything’s connected,” the old lady said calmly. “Your
body is all one system, you know. Now, has your pot been emptied tonight?”
She insisted on looking at that as well, swirling it
under the light, and even taking another long, deep sniff of the contents. After
she put it away, she asked him to sit up in bed.
“This part may take a while. I ask you to be patient. I
ask you not to stir much, or to say anything; part of what I am doing is
Listening, in a special sense. Your Morg doctors do not do this, I know. They
cannot do it.” She took his arms just below his paws. Her fingers seemed to
seek out certain points of contact and press gently but firmly into them.
Thrand could feel his pulses moving under her touch. The old healer closed her
eyes.
“Quiet,” she breathed. “Peace.”
Notes: This section is greatly influenced by Robertson Davies The Cunning Man and his Dr. Jonathan Hullah with his holistic diagnosis methods. But the 'magic' is coming up soon.
Tuesday, August 22, 2023
Out of the Toybox (9): A Wilderness of Dragons