Friday, February 6, 2026

The Aisle of Misfit Toys: ‘Space: 1999.’


The year was 1975. I was twelve. A science fiction show, touted as the next Star Trek, had its American premiere. We approached it with some suspicion: we were jealous devotees of Star Trek and were wary of possible knockoffs and heresies. But it was a rather drab offering to start with and devolved more into Lost in Space in the second season. We never watched much of it. The show was soon washed away with the advent of Star Wars in 1977.

“Space: 1999 is a British science fiction television program that ran for two series from 1975 to 1977. The program, set in the year 1999 [that far-flung time!], follows the 311 inhabitants of Moonbase Alpha, which is hurtling uncontrollably into space due to an explosion of nuclear waste stored on the far side of the Moon. The runaway Moon, in effect, becomes the "spacecraft" on which the protagonists travel, searching for a new home. Several episodes of the first season (more scientific and serious) hinted that the Moon's journey was influenced (and perhaps initiated) by a "mysterious unknown force", which was guiding the Alphans toward an ultimate destiny. The second season used simpler action-oriented plots.” – Extracted from Wikipedia



Our one indulgence in its heyday was to get a Dr. Bergman ‘action figure’ doll. We liked the more scientific types; it may also have been deeply discounted by then. Hovering somewhere in size between the 12-inch GI Joes and the 8-inch MEGO dolls, it was never quite a good fit. It was soon dubbed ‘Sandman’ after the characters in Logan’s Run, which gave rise to the immortal satiric phrase ‘Sandman has a nice poo-poo.’ I think he’s still somewhere in the Toy Box, in relatively good condition as he was never used much in playings.



Years later, from a garage sale, we also bought the ship Eagle-1; there were also two primitive action figures which also didn’t fit any format. But the ship could be adaptable for playings with the Kenner figures until we could get REAL Star Wars ships. M-m-maybe we still have the battered hulk somewhere, somewhat the worse for wear from its years of storage out in the garage. We definitely have some mismatched remnants of the figures. So not quite completely 'Lost in the Toybox.'



Anyway, this was all brought to mind by watching an episode of Movies, Music and Monsters by Dan Monroe on Youtube, a peppy little show on pop culture with great production values. It strikes right in the sweet spot of my nostalgia, and considers phenomena themselves, the fate of their props, and their effects on the Zeitgeist of the genre. It amuses me because Robby the Robot and B-9 from Lost in Space are co-hosts and Dan himself looks kinda like my friend Alan Peschke. Check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGj9GBKXYWE




 

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