Showing posts with label woody allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label woody allen. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2025

'Tis Ever Thus


Mickey: This morning I was so happy. I don't know what went wrong.

Gail: You were miserable. We got bad reviews. The sponsors are furious.

Mickey: I was happy, but I just didn't realize I was.

- Hannah and Her Sisters

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Into the Archive: Merely Anarchic


Mere Anarchy, by Woody Allen (2007, Random House)

After reading Apropos of Nothing, I felt compelled to look into Woody Allen’s input again. Most of his published work since Side Effects (1980) have been screenplays or plays. He returned to comedic anthologies with Mere Anarchy, a collection of 18 tales, 10 of which had previously been published in The New Yorker.

I ordered Mere Anarchy for a mere two dollars, with four dollars shipping fee of course, a softcover edition. It arrived this Monday. I haven’t read it all, but I’m already noticing a difference from his classic stories. I don’t know if it’s because I have changed, or because Woody has changed.

If I had to lay my finger on one difficulty, it’s that the comedy seems clotted. There are humorous effects sometimes coming four to a sentence; there is no time to rest, no breathing space. Some of the references take a moment or two to untangle. And the formula, at least in the first few tales, is repetitive: a nebbish discovers a popular new trend and hops on it only to discover it’s passing away with inherent flaws being discovered. Perhaps it’s an effect of having them collected all together; as Anthony of Anthony’s Animations on YouTube says of the Warner cartoons, they were not originally made to be seen in batches and so had no problems re-using styles and set-ups. Use of comedic or ironic names – Millipede, Mealworm, Pontius – come thick and fast.

Still worth reading, however, and hilarious in its own right, if you can get over the speed bumps. I fully intend to get Zero Gravity (2020) if I find one for the right price, if only for completeness’ sake. Like most things I enjoyed in my youth, Woody’s writing doesn’t seem as enjoyable as it once was. But that may just be on me. Or the nature of life.

Thursday, March 6, 2025

Apropos of 'Apropos of Nothing'


Apropos of Nothing, by Woody Allen (Arcade Publishing, 2020; First Paperback Edition 2021)

New York Times Bestseller “In this candid and often hilarious memoir, the celebrated director, comedian, writer, and actor offers a comprehensive, personal look at his tumultuous life. Beginning with his Brooklyn childhood and his stint as a writer for the Sid Caesar variety show in the early days of television, working alongside comedy greats, Allen tells of his difficult early days doing standup before he achieved recognition and success. With his unique storytelling pizzazz, he recounts his departure into moviemaking, with such slapstick comedies as Take the Money and Run, and revisits his entire, sixty-year-long, and enormously productive career as a writer and director, from his classics Annie Hall, Manhattan, and Hannah and Her Sisters to his most recent films, including Midnight in Paris. Along the way, he discusses his marriages, his romances and famous friendships, his jazz playing, and his books and plays. We learn about his demons, his mistakes, his successes, and those he loved, worked with, and learned from in equal measure.” – Amazon.

Not in the Archive, but it has been my daily reading for almost a week. I’ve been reading and enjoying Allen since I was in high school; watching his movies, too, until about Radio Days, after which his films became a little less ubiquitous. Then, of course, there was that Mia Farrow business, and things became more fraught.

 “In 1980, Allen began a professional and personal relationship with actress Mia Farrow. Over a decade-long period, they collaborated on 13 films. The couple separated after Allen began a relationship in 1991 with Mia's and Andre Previn's 21-year-old adopted daughter Soon-Yi Previn. Allen married Previn in 1997. They have two adopted daughters. In 1992, Farrow publicly accused Allen of sexually abusing their adopted daughter, Dylan Farrow. The allegation gained substantial media attention, but two judicial investigations and a custody trial did not find it credible. Allen was never charged or prosecuted and has vehemently denied the allegation.” – Wikipedia. The situation was not helped by the libidinous persona he had projected through the years.

Apropos of Nothing is a memoir, a little less formal than an autobiography, and most reviews emphasize its humorous aspect, and it does have that. But it’s hard to read it as anything less than an apology, in the old-fashioned Greek sense of the word, an explanation and a plea for understanding, if somewhat wryly put. While Allen gives all props to Farrow as to her talent and beauty, she comes across as less than a Supermom, as she adopts children almost as fashion accessories, and more like a Medea, striking back at Jason through the children.

Allen’s career cannot now be discussed without addressing this business, and the absolute truth may never be known. But he relates his narrative in a convincing manner, and I put down the book (which is hard to do in media res as there are no chapters throughout its 392 pages and few formal pauses) feeling more inclined to accept his side of things. He claims he does not care what anyone thinks of him or what his legacy will be when he's gone, but I think this may be the most disingenuous statement in the whole book.

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Love and Death: Into the Archive

 

Love and Death (1975) is considered the last of Woody Allen’s “early, funny ones,” a comedic breakdown of classic Russian literature and, of course, the themes of love and death. It follows the adventures of self-proclaimed coward and poet Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) and his pursuit of his distant cousin Sonja (Diane Keaton) through the ups and downs of the Napoleonic Wars. Despite constant visions of the Grim Reaper and encounters on the battlefield and in a duel, Boris survives to marry Sonja, only to have their lives interrupted by France’s invasion of Russia. The two conceive an ill-advised plan to assassinate Napoleon and stop the war, but it ends up with Boris captured and facing the firing squad at dawn. Throughout the film Woody Allen pricks all the grim, intense pretensions surrounding love and death (especially exemplified by war and marriage) with hilarious deconstructions and all-too-literal readings, ending with a joyfully absurd dance with Death.

          An extra bonus, of course, is if you have a passing acquaintance with Russian literature (especially the works of Leo Tolstoy, Ivan Turgenev, and Fyodor Dostoevsky) and can spot the elements that are being parodied. An epitome of this shtick can be seen in a conversation between Boris and his father near the end of the film, which name-drops many famous novels and episodes by Doestoevsky:

 

          Father: Remember that nice boy next door, Raskalnikov?

Boris: Yeah?

Father: He killed two ladies.

Boris: No! What a nasty story.

Father: Bobick told it to me. He heard it from one of the Karamazov brothers.

Boris: He must have been possessed.

Father: Well, he was a raw youth.

Boris: Raw youth? He was an idiot.

Father: And he acted insulted and injured.

Boris: I hear he was a gambler.

Father: You know, he could be your double?

Boris: Really? (strokes his chin) How novel.

 

If you want to watch a movie where War and Peace meets Borscht-belt comedy, Love and Death is the film for you, “a satire of contemporary mores, a spoof aimed more at the heart than the head!”


Sunday, August 2, 2020

Beautiful Browsers, Boring Covers

Stories of the Supernatural, Edited by Dorothy L. Sayers A very battered old book, but hey, it was only $0.50, and, you know, Sayers. Most of the good stories I have elsewhere, so… Ranking: Dispensable File Code: Short Stories. Anthology. Paperback.
Without Feathers; Getting Even; and Side Effects, by Woody Allen. Three collections of his short, humorous pieces. Say what you will about Allen personally, the guy writes funny. His parodies of intellectual pretension, his absurd and fantastic pricking of pomposity. I started reading these in high school, and something of their anarchic stance entered my pose … mostly internally. “More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” Ranking: Keepers. File Code: Anthology. Humor. Paperbacks.
What Was Hot! By Julian Biddle. A year by year listing of the important events, movies, music, news and sports, from 1950 to 1993, when it was published. Not only a valuable resource if you are writing historical stories, but a fascinating chronology that gives you an idea of developing trends. Ranking: Wonderfully Essential. File Code: Trivia. History. Paperback.
The Dictionary of Misinformation and More Misinformation, by Tom Burnam. “What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.” – Mark Twain. These books clear up common misconceptions and misremembered facts. I got them when I was in high school and particularly used them as a source of smarty-pants facts. The cover of volume one is made of that soft crumbly cardboard and is showing considerable disintegration. I remember using it as a source to prove to Nanny (to her incredulity) that she couldn’t catch some disease by swimming, but by human contact. Score! Ranking: Jeepers Keepers. File Code: Trivia. Paperback.
The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said and The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, Chosen and Arranged by Robert Byrne. Quips, one-liners, and wise sayings illustrated by old copy-right free line art. Hilarious browsers. I used to have 2 other sequels, one hardbacked and the other a softcover, but I sold them. These are the best. Ranking: Keepers. File Code: Quotations. Humor. Paperbacks.
Mrs. Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words, by Josefa Heifetz Byrne. What it says on the label. I’ve had this since high school, and it’s just plain fun for a wordmonger. Ranking: Keeper. File Code: Reference. Dictionary. Paperback.
Dictionary of Foreign Terms, Edited by Mario Pei and Salvatore Ramondino. What it says on the label. Ranking: Keeper. File Code: Reference. Dictionary. Paperback.
Anguished English, by Richard Lederer. “An anthology of accidental assaults upon our language.” Mistranslations, malapropisms, children’s darndest sayings, bloopers, and grammar gaffes. An amusing browser. Illustrated with cartoons. Ranking: Keeper. File Code: Anthology. Humor. Paperback.
Peter’s Quotations: Ideas for Our Times, by Dr. Laurence J. Peter An anthology of quotations, with the best and the worst that has been said about a subject, both pro and con, and often most pithily. A browser that both amuses and provokes thought. Ranking: Keeper. File Code: Anthology. Quotations. Paperback.
Gallimaufry to Go, by J. Bryan, III “Trivia, nostalgia, curiosa, exotica – A delightful collection of all things fascinating.” A personal scrapbook by the author – gallimaufry means ‘a confused jumble or medley of things’ – illustrated with old line drawings re-applied to the subject. Ranking: Keeper. File Code: Anthology. Trivia. Paperback.