Whinfrey:
What’s the game, Carne?
Carne:
Oh, it’s not a game, Mr. Whinfrey. We’re trying to start a war. A war by other
means, if you like. A war in which everyone gets a bit of territory and no-one
gets hurt.
Whinfrey:
Except the poor blighters who used to live here.
Mr.
Girton: They are very happy …
Whinfrey:
Well, where the hell are they?!
Mrs.
Otway: In Germany.
Whinfrey:
You captured them, I suppose?
Carne: No.
We offered them a two-year inclusive holiday in the Bavarian Alps! They all
accepted very happily. Oh, apart from the vicar. He chose Dortmund. He has a
sister there.
Whinfrey:
And you take their place over here.
Carne:
Absolutely. We have a highly trained force waiting to move into England. Six
hundred vicars, a thousand shepherds…
Mr.
Girton: Two divisions of Cockneys.
Mrs.
Otway: Forty-four judges, and a dozen eccentrics; eight hundred and fifty
private nannies.
Whinfrey:
And you expect to keep this a secret?
Carne: We
have succeeded until now, Mr. Whinfrey.
Mrs.
Otway: Until you came along.
-- "Whinfrey's Last Case", Ripping Yarns.
There seems to be some disagreement whether it should be 'Whinfrey' or 'Winfrey'; I've seen it spelled both ways, but I think 'Whinfrey' is correct.
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